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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
hours left work
We have to go through them. There's hours of work left to do. Sgt. Delaney
hours medicine three within
We have to get them that medicine within three hours of the onset of symptoms, which is the challenge. Dr. Whyte
hours-in-the-day acting stuff
Once I came to acting, it was almost a thing where there weren't enough hours in the day to work on stuff because I was so passionate about it. Aaron Tveit
hours minutes problem takes wall water
The problem with tsunamis is that it takes hours -- or minutes -- for this wall of water to come, and there's just very, very little time. Jan Egeland
hours works
Nobody who works 40 hours a week should have to live in poverty. Thomas Perez
hours life six stage survived
I survived on sandwiches, and I was on stage every night for six years of my life. I was working 16 hours a day between class, rehearsal, being on stage. Thierry Mugler
hours
One of the fundamental premises of this Bible is that the gospel changes everything. If this is true, how does the gospel change the very thing we spend most of our waking hours doing - work. David Kim
hours-in-the-day balance imagine
Imagine working 20% smarter instead of 20% longer...Work-life balance and startup success at any stage aren't mutually exclusive. There are enough hours in the day to be effective and present. David Cummings
hours enticing
I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour. David Cross
nfl gentleman perception
I found out that changing the perception of myself and the NFL, and reestablishing the notion of being a gentleman was important to me. Dhani Jones
nfl six-packs cold
Trade him for a six pack; it doesn't even have to be cold. Buddy Ryan
nfl taste sides
In the NFL a lot of times everyone gets caught up in the business side of things. For them it's all about money and it really leaves a sour taste in your mouth. Brett Favre
nfl promise best-football
If I can change than anyone can change. I promise you that. Brett Favre
nfl perfect best-football
Every day is not perfect. Brett Favre
nfl special wisconsin
Wisconsin's a special place. Brett Favre
nfl long late
I can be in the NFL as long as any other back. I went late in the draft because no one thought I could do it. Brandon Jacobs
nfl office leader
Every new generation of LGBT Americans needs to be inspired by leaders who come out — whether in Congress, the nonprofit sector, the NFL, or corner offices of Fortune 100 companies, Anthony Romero
nfl done foundation
Hopefully I can finish my degree before I get done playing and work with my foundation. Calvin Johnson
phones people trying
We live in a society of social networks, with Twitter pages and Facebook, and that’s fine, but we have contact with our work associates, our family, our friends, and it seems like half the time we are more preoccupied with our phone and other things going on instead of the actual relationships that we have right in front of us. Hopefully, people can learn from this and try to actually help if someone is battling something deeper on the inside than what they are revealing on a day-to-day basis. Brady Quinn
phones differences profound
I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me in Tokyo. The time difference is so profound it's, like, already September in Tokyo, and I figured nobody would be able to work it out. David Sedaris
phones people too-late
Right, my phone. When these things first appeared, they were so cool. Only when it was too late did people realize they are as cool as electronic tags on remand prisoners. David Mitchell
phones way messages
Sending a message on a mobile phone is not the most natural of ways to communicate. The keypad isn't linguistically sensible. David Crystal
phones agency car
You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you? Dave Barry
phones medicine doctors
I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone. Dave Barry
phones people online
The future of mobile is the future of online. It is how people access online content now. David Murphy
phones mind email
Happiness is a clear mind. A clear and sane mind knows how to live, how to work, what emails to send, what phone calls to make, and what to do do to create what it wants without fear. Byron Katie
phones looks lists
If someone is interested in working with me, I would much rather them email me and we sit down or get on the phone, than them look at a client list and decide if I'm worth it or not. It should be based on work, and based on how we get along. As opposed to like, "Oh, he's worked with this, this, and this. Let's go. That's fine." Chris Black
playing points teams
We have to get points out of it. We're playing teams that are all in our conference. Randy Carlyle
playing
We have a young team, but they're playing pretty good. Jack Sanders
playing shown
We've shown we can compete. But when you're playing uphill, its that much more difficult. Jason Vines
playing pro
The Pro Bowl. But I don't feel like playing right now. Matt Hasselbeck
playing
I just can't stomach playing poorly. More than anything, I hate not getting the most out of my game. Tom Lehman
playing realised trying
Eventually I realised there must be a way by playing with the molecules; trying to turn the molecules on and off allows you to see adjacent things you couldn't see before. Stefan Hell
playing position trying
We're just trying to get to know one another, trying to get to know one another's tendencies. The most important part of it is communicating and being on the same page. . . . We're all professionals and you've been playing the position pretty much your whole life. Junior Spivey
playing runs
(Walker) has just been playing real well. She runs real hard, she is just up and down the court. Mark Mooney
playing shoot work
When I'm playing comedy, it is such a crap shoot of what will work and what won't. Elaine Stritch
spent week
We've spent the whole week working on defense. Everything we've been doing has been working on defense. Joe Battista
spent tent time
We've spent more time at the tent than at the games. Roger Wilson
spent time works
We've spent a lot of time together. If it works out, it would be great. E. O. Wilson
spent
We've spent $300,000 and it doesn't look much different. George Chapman
spent ten
We've spent almost ten years of our lives making 'Batman' films. Emma Thomas
spent time
I grew up doing theatre and spent a long time as a playwright. I still think very visually when I write. Libba Bray
spent until
I spent most of my childhood welded to my Atari 2600, until I got my first computer, a TRS-80. Ernest Cline
spent time
I have spent more time with other people's books than with my own. I do not regret it. Italo Calvino
spent
I have spent my career making a difference with underperforming assets. Michael Heisley
typewriters years space
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a typewriter and I whited out a line, often I would choose a word to go in the space just because it fit. Now I don't have to do that. David Sedaris
type
The first thing you do when you get off tour is let off some steam and, you know, have some type of big breakdown. Lykke Li
type
I'll always be in some type of turmoil. So what I've tried to do is just surrender to that. Lykke Li
type
You're on a positive road. You have some type of direction where you're going, so you have to just keep on going. Bob Marley
typewriters circumstances virginians
Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter. Daniel Handler
type-2-diabetes vampire boring
In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest vampire was Count Chocula. One bite of Count Chocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes. Craig Ferguson
type pencils
Type as quickly as you can and always carry a pencil. Clive Thompson
type-2-diabetes sick people
With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. Elizabeth Holmes
type knows know-how
I don't know how to type so I handwrite everything. Billy Bob Thornton