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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
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funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
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Ultimately, Captchas are useless for spam because they're designed to tell you if someone is 'human' or not, but not whether something is spam or not. Matt Mullenweg
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I like tragedies, whether they're sci-fi or something else, but I can't say I know much about any genre in particular. Leos Carax
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There's always ideas buzzing around, but it's whether they actually end up materialising into a song. Kate Bush
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If someone likes you, they'll buy what you're selling, whether or not they need it. Gene Simmons
whether wonder
Whether they play (against Mitchell) is kind of up in the air. You have to wonder about their stamina. Rick Rudesill
whether
Whether they made the right choice, who knows? Pierce Brosnan
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Whether someone thought it was a joke, we take it very seriously. This is a food-tampering issue. Karen Burk
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Whether or not they do it is still in question. Shannon Cross
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Whether my columns are worth reading isn't for me to say. John Podhoretz