![People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.](/assets/img/quote-photos/people-say-theres-delays-on-flights-delays-really-new-york-to-california-in-f.jpg)
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