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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
events bigs made
I've never made up events, but I've always been a big exaggerator. It's written on my humorist license that I'm allowed to do that. David Sedaris
events hard ourselves pushing strengthen week
We still need to strengthen ourselves in the sprints. We're pushing hard in those events this week in practice. Marilyn Fitzgerald
events great handled last played
We're in a great place to win. Everyone is gunning for us. We played really well in the last two events and for the most part, when one of us wasn't hot, the other did well. When we put it together, we really handled the teams. Todd Rogers
events president serious taking
Where is the president when such serious events are taking place? Jacques Chirac
events individual seven swim tired west won
We actually didn't swim very well tonight. West Chester won seven individual events out of nine. We were just tired and not as up for it.
events phrases sometimes
Sometimes a single phrase of testimony can set events in motion that affect someone's life for eternity. Dieter F. Uchtdorf
events shapes courses
A single event can shape our lives or change the course of history. Deepak Chopra
events different journalism
A journalist is basically a chronicler, not an interpreter of events. Where else in society do you have the license to eavesdrop on so many different conversations as you have in journalism? Where else can you delve into the life of our times? Bill Moyers
events process
Change is not an event, its a process. Cheryl James