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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
sweat guilt break-out
My conscience is crosswired with my sweat glands, but there's a short in the system and I break out over things I didn't do, which only makes me look more suspect. David Sedaris
sweat smell issues
For me, and I suspect a lot of socially awkward people, dealing with people face-to-face seems really traumatic. Particularly if you have massive sweating issues, and particularly if on top of that you have quite smelly sweat that smells like onion soup. Caitlin Moran
sweat dry ends
The sweat of industry would dry and die, But for the end it works to. William Shakespeare
sweat billionaire valuable
Sweat equity is the most valuable equity there is. Mark Cuban
sweat equity
Sweat equity is the best startup capital.
sweat people sitting
I'm terrified of walking into a room full of people. Sitting down at a dinner table with 15 strangers brings me out in a sweat. Bear Grylls
sweaters hiking knitting
Hiking the PCT was the maddening effort of knitting that sweater and unraveling it over and over again. As if everything gained was inevitably lost Cheryl Strayed
sweaters hiking knitting
Going down (descending), I realized, was like taking hold of the loose strand of yard on a sweater you'd just spent hours knitting and pulling it until the entire sweater unraveled into a pile of string. Hiking the PCT was the maddening effort of knitting that sweater and unraveling it over and over again. As if everything gained was inevitably lost.
sweaters style way
Style for me is a casual way of putting something on. It's not thought out but needs to suit your way of life. Now I like wearing the same sweater over and over again, then taking it off when it's smelly. Charlotte Gainsbourg
tonight way comic
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show. Buddy Hackett
tonight knows
You all know I love L.A., but tonight I really love L.A., Antonio Villaraigosa
tonight wonder closets
Wondering what I'm doing tonight I've been in the closet and feel all right Dee Dee Ramone
tonight comedy humour
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight... Bill Maher
tonight staying
I won't change anything in my life I'm staying myself tonight Demi Lovato
tonight appropriate
The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie. Daniel Handler
tonight
To be a part of this tonight is a thrill. Joe Brancato
tonight flu
Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it. Amy Poehler
tonight want bed
I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight. Anthony Jeselnik