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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
kids wells understood
Well, as a kid I did not get Shakespeare. I just never understood it. Alanis Morissette
kids winning
You'll never win anything with kids Alan Hansen
kids scientist natural
Kids are natural scientists. Alan Alda
kids mind desperate
In my own mind, I was sort of a desperate kid. Al Purdy
kids gang-members wife
Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it's also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there's a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It's like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it. Al Madrigal
kids enjoyed
I went to all the Love-Ins. I took my kids. I enjoyed myself. Al Lewis
kids sure various
We want the kids to do as well as they can. There are so many opportunities (for various activities), and that's good. But, how do we make sure it's not a distraction. Brad Lancaster
kids years add
It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland. Chris Colfer
kids awkward special
My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special. Chris Colfer
parents tap trying word
We are aggressively trying to get the word out to parents about how they can tap into this resource. John Whiting
parents teach
When you teach your son, you teach your son's son. The Talmud
parents stable throughout
Throughout our lives, we were in the system. Our parents weren't stable enough. John Banks
parents safety
The outcry from the parents was so terrific. Safety issues. Joyce Haldeman
parents student successful
We're able to make more successful connections between student sitters and parents. Ronda Reid
parents product whether
We're a product of our parents, whether we like it or not. David Bell
parents worried
We're always worried that the parents are going to be shocked. Pete Carroll
parents treated
Yes, she was treated differently. She was treated better by my parents than she's been treated her whole life. Kristen Staab
parents somewhat stereotype travel word
There is a stereotype to the word travel being somewhat of an all-star team. Why else would parents want to do it? Michael Williams
worried
We started out sluggish. But they are just cool. They had it under control. I think I worried more than they did. David Fuhrer
worried barack
I'm not worried about where Barack Obama is from. I'm worried about where he's going. Bobby Jindal
worried worse
Man, if we're worried about him, we got a real problem, seriously. If anybody's going to be jacked up it's probably going to be him. I'm not worried about him. They're probably doing worse than we are. Steve Mariucci
worried casts
I've never Worried about being typecast - I've only ever Worried about being not cast! Craig Fairbrass
worried happens
I'm not worried about me or what's going to happen to me. Elizabeth Edwards
worried
I am worried about the potential effect of casinos on communities. Donald Berwick
worried
We were all kind of worried about him. But we had to go on with the game. J. Horton
worried
You know, I'm worried about Szymborska. I wish she would stop smoking. Wislawa Szymborska
worried
One thing I'm not worried about is our rebounding. Pat Riley