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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
missing-you worry missing
He's sharp, he can score and he doesn't worry about missing. Alan Hansen
missing matter where-you-are
No matter what you do or where you are, you're going to be missing out on something. Alan Arkin
missing young without-hope
That is how we lived, happily and without hope. I was very young then, and I did not miss having a future because I did not know I was entitled to one. Chris Cleave
missing-someone house coats
...it’s not just the person who fills a house, it’s their I’ll be back later!s, their toothbrushes and unused hats and coats, their belongingnesses. David Mitchell
missing heaven firsts
If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought to see there; second, to miss some I had expected to see there; and third, the greatest wonder of all, to find myself there. Billy Joel
missing awareness presence-of-god
We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness. David Brenner
missing getting-older getting-old
Maybe it's just getting older, but I don't want to miss things. Benedict Cumberbatch
missing-you nice lasts
That was a surprise. I just had wished that Wil Wheaton was there. He was missing from the last show and it would have been nice if everyone could have been there. Denise Crosby
missing life-is stomach
Life is about fulfillment. If your life isn't fulfilled, your stomach can never supply what's missing. Deepak Chopra
hell function form
Form follows function straight to hell. Alan Cooper
hell
What the hell am I doing with my life? Ben Stiller
hell absence
Hell is God's Absence. Edmund White
hell ifs
I'm for everybody. There are no set rules. But if one's not a joiner. To hell with all of them! Diana Vreeland
hell truth-is bigs
Truth is a hell of a big point with me. Now I exaggerate—always.
hell scholarship word-of-god
When the word of God says one thing and scholarship says another, scholarship can go to hell. Billy Sunday
hell cunning
The cunning livery of hell. William Shakespeare
hell
Do this or you’ll burn in hell. Ricky Gervais
hell knock
Just knock hell out of it with your right hand. Tommy Armour