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american-comedian riches torment
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss. Dick Gregory
american-comedian commercial forget hammer home might point standard
There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
american-comedian baby coming man straight white
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world! Lea DeLaria
american-comedian bed early man
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. James Thurber
american-comedian love
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person. James Thurber
american-comedian
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
american-comedian
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
american-comedian failure love rather success
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns
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I throw it all in there, Kung Fu, blaxploitation, horror. Keenen Ivory Wayans
facts doe surrender
The proper good of a creature is to surrender itself to its Creator—to enact intellectually, volitionally, and emotionally, that relationship which is given in the mere fact of its being a creature. When it does so, it is good and happy. C. S. Lewis
facts helping hiring interest lack minorities past state understanding women work
We have no interest in helping him (Coleman) be a martyr. He has demonstrated a lack of understanding of the facts in the past and probably misunderstands what this administration has accomplished in hiring minorities and women in the state work force. Brett Hall
factor hard maybe point quality season throw
We want him to throw quality strikes, not just hard strikes. He's going to be a contributor for us this year. Maybe not from day one, but at some point this season he'll be a factor for us. Mark Shapiro
fact reforming seats state unilateral
The fact that so many congressional seats are noncompetitive is not fair, but one state reforming the way it does redistricting is like unilateral disarmament, John Laird
fact history named national second secretary security state woman
The fact that she's the first African-American woman to be named not only to be national security advisor, but to go on to be named secretary of state -- she's already made history from that standpoint. Second woman to be named secretary of state, first African-American woman to be named secretary of state. Judy Woodruff
fact moderate possible slide
The fact that she's a moderate makes it possible for them to slide over. Chris Mooney
fact far seattle
The fact that Seattle is so far away is a significant one, Mark Wiley
fact future looks people prices
The fact that prices have come down makes people feel better and they think the future looks better. Bill Cheney
fact great obsess people time twenty validation
The fact that people still talk and obsess about 'Twin Peaks', more than twenty years after the fact, is a great validation for what we thought we had going at the time. Mark Frost
guy needs tough
Business is tough; you need tough guys. Carlos Ghosn
guy trying sake
If guys try to make a bigger company for the sake of size, they don't create value in most cases. Carlos Ghosn
guys held pick rhythm score
We want to put it on the defense's shoulders. More than anything we want to score on defense. We weren't able to do that, but we held on long enough so those guys could pick it up. They got in their rhythm and they did their thing. The Eagles
guys hang understand
We have to hang on to our leads. We give them away like they're candy. It's frustrating. You have to understand the personnel. We have a young team. Our guys haven't been in these situations, and they're learning. Kevin Garnett
guy laughing stories women
We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.' Jen Kirkman
guys heavy speed
We have to get some of these heavy guys up to speed quick. Sean Payton
guy looking seeing themselves veterans
We have to get better. It comes down to every guy looking at themselves and seeing how we can get better, from veterans to rookies. There are no excuses. We have to find a way to get it done. Michael Young
guys playing stars win
We have no stars in our camp. For us to win we have to have 17 guys playing well." () Brian McClennan
guys problems three time
We have no problems with those three guys being in the lineup this time of year. John Tortorella
husband earth language
I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest -- blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine. Charlotte Bronte
husband things-i-love flesh
You — you strange — you almost unearthly thing! — I love as my own flesh. You — poor and obscure, and small and plain as you are — I entreat to accept me as a husband. Charlotte Bronte
husband men idols
My future husband was becoming to me my whole world; and more than the world: almost my hope of heaven. He stood between me and every thought of religion, as an eclipse intervenes between man and the broad sun. I could not, in those days, see God for His creature: of whom I had made an idol. Charlotte Bronte
husband wife adultery
Villains are usually the worst casuists, and rush into crimes to avoid less. Henry VIII. committed murder to avoid the imputation of adultery; and in our times, those who commit the latter crime attempt to wash off the stain of seducing the wife by signifying their readiness to shoot the husband. Charles Caleb Colton
husband lying heart
I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. I see her, an old woman, weeping for me on the anniversary of this day. I see her and her husband, their course done, lying side by side in their last earthly bed, and I know that each was not more honoured and held sacred in the other's soul, than I was in the souls of both. Charles Dickens
husbands lives possessive sisters
We use the same possessive pronouns for everything, but do we own our lives or sisters or husbands in the same way we own our shoes? Do we own any of them at all? Samantha Harvey
husband wife gentleman
Gentlemen, no one objects to the husband being the head of the wife as Christ was the head of the church--to crucify himself; whatwe object to is his crucifying his wife. Susan B. Anthony
husband bad-mood expensive
Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood. Diane von Furstenberg
husband secret great-husband
The secret to a great marriage is having a great husband. Diane von Furstenberg
matter playoffs seems
Whatever happened in the regular season seems to not matter in the playoffs. Carl Crawford
matter win
We have to go in and play with a lot of confidence. We know if we win we are in first place no matter what. Jeff Judkins
matter easy-route routes
There's never an easy route to the things that matter. Charles de Lint
matter
Meaning, however, is no great matter. Charles Stuart Calverley
matter remember
Can I remember "I remember lots," I say. How much of what I remember is true is another matter. Charles Stross
matter sort squad
We've sort of got used to him being in the squad no matter what. Tim Sheens
matter object process prototype whether
The process is always the same, it doesn't really matter what the object is, whether it's a prototype or whether it's for production, Marc Newson
matter eternal consequence
Set aside those things that don't really matter and do something with eternal consequences. Richard G. Scott
matter doe littles
But this road doesn't go anywhere,” I told him. “That doesn't matter.” “What does?” I asked, after a little while. “Just that we're on it, dude,” he said. Bret Easton Ellis
normal possible
We want it to be as normal as possible for the kids. Max Miller
normal possible setting
We want it be as normal a setting as possible and not have them stigmatized as being retarded. Jim Hall
normal cheese impossible
It's impossible in normal times to rally a nation that has 265 kinds of cheese. Charles de Gaulle
normal seen work
We've seen no disruptions. We are anticipating a normal work day. Peter Rose
normally super trying wear
If I were trying to impress a girl, I wouldn't get all super dressed because I would look like I was trying too hard. Instead, I would probably wear what I normally would. Taylor Lautner
normal normal-life persons
In my normal life I'm a very unadventurous person. Brian Eno
normal
How can you be afraid of women?” “Those ain’t normal women. Dave Barry
normal reasons relatively superior writers
There are so many reasons why, for me, writing is superior to acting. One of them is anonymity. Writers can live relatively normal lives. Evangeline Lilly
normal
So I have the green smoothie every day for breakfast, and then sometimes even for lunch too, and then I have a normal dinner. Dita Von Teese