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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
fake love major mustache nerd silly theater wig
I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. Tom Lenk
fake found officially wear
As for the fake teeth, they're officially retired. I haven't really found a need or want to wear them. Uzo Aduba
fake too-much ifs
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. Dave Chappelle
fake inexperience innocence
When you see Liana [Liberato], who at the time was 14, there is an inexperience and innocence that you can't act and you can't fake. David Schwimmer
fake-people important hollywood
Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. Cesar Romero
fake-people lonely loneliness
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. Janis Joplin
fake ifs
If I'm going to make a fake movie, it's going to be a fake hit. Alan Arkin
fake terrible complexity
I was a terrible believer in things,but I was also a terrible nonbeliever in things. I was as searching as I was skeptical. I didn't know where to put my faith,or if there was such a place,or even what the word faith meant, in all of it's complexity. Everything seemed to be possibly potent and possibly fake. Cheryl Strayed
fake firsts cards
ID can be hijacked, and cards can be faked. All of the 9/11 terrorists had fake IDs, yet they still got on the planes. If the British national ID card can't be faked, it will be the first on the planet. Bruce Schneier
feelings words-of-wisdom awareness
We're a feeling, an awareness encased here Carlos Castaneda
feelings lines celebration
No one who has experienced facing a screaming, boiling, hysterical audience can avoid feeling shivers in the spine. It's a thin line between celebration and menace. Agnetha Faltskog
feelings pasta cooks
You can buy a good pasta but when you cook it yourself it has another feeling. Agnes Varda
feelings gut-feelings stomach
I've got a gut feeling in my stomach. . . Alan Sugar
feelings enthusiasm fine
True enthusiasm is a fine feeling whose flash I admire where-ever I see it. Charlotte Bronte
feelings film
Nothing quite like it. The feeling of film.
feelings littles strange
Spite is a little word, but it represents as strange a jumble of feelings and compound of discords, as any polysyllable in the language. Charles Dickens
feelings age done
We all have some experience of a feeling, that comes over us occasionally, of what we are saying and doing having been said and done before, in a remote time - of our having been surrounded, dim ages ago, by the same faces, objects, and circumstances.
feelings words-of-wisdom deeds
"O, Mrs. Clennam, Mrs. Clennam," said Little Dorrit, "angry feelings and unforgiving deeds are no comfort and no guide to you and me."