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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
hilarious military flower
If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious loneliness being-alone
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. Audrey Hepburn
hilarious husband giving
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Denise Richards
hilarious fun giving
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Bill Watterson
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious since tall
Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it. Quintyn Eldridge
strong-women self-confidence mirrors
Do you want to meet the love of your life? Look in the mirror. Byron Katie
strong-women intelligent able
The best part? Probably being able to portray such a respectable, ethical, intelligent, strong woman. That's still pretty rare in our business, unfortunately. Catherine Bell
strong-women views empowering
We need to reshape our own perception of how we view ourselves. We have to step up as women and take the lead. Beyonce Knowles
strong-women guy littles
I was always this guy who appreciated and loved women and supported them and all those little things that were female-skewed, strong women parts. Barry Bostwick
strong-women honesty empowering
When we speak we are afraid our words will not be heard or welcomed. But when we are silent, we are still afraid. So it is better to speak. Audre Lorde
strong-women essence numbers
The essence of my work, and of me, is the softer side of a strong woman, and that goes into a number of different roles. Dee Wallace
strong-women fighting thinking
I think probably like seeing women fight because we're generally not thought to be strong, especially in the case of this movie. Chiaki Kuriyama
strong-women want-something iron
If you want something done, ask a busy person. Benjamin Franklin
strong-women being-a-strong-woman trouble
When you are a strong woman, you will attract trouble. When a man feels threatened, there is always trouble. Barbara Taylor Bradford