Famous Quotes & Sayings

Hayley Orrantia

I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable.

Janet Evanovich

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

Janet Evanovich

Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

Jim Butcher

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

Gene Mauch

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

Greg Fitzsimmons

I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.

Leonard Cohen

You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline.

Judy Alford

You can really make jelly out of anything if you have enough sugar.

Randy Dunton

We have got to get some more contributions from the post. We're a doughnut down there and that has to be addressed.

Reggie Lee

The other day, a doughnut shop in Portland called Pip's Originals tweeted me telling me that they named a doughnut after me called the 'Dirty Wu.' It is a cinnamon sugar doughnut drizzled with honey and Nutella. It was so good. I just won the Oscar in the sci-fi world.

John Jarvis

People need to know it's all back there. Most people don't even make it past the doughnut counter.

Phillip Brown

It's just sick. Who wants to see your doughnut roll? It looks like a girl has an inner tube around her waist.

Rick Riordan

I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut.