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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
hopeless situation finality
You'll never convince me there is a hopeless situation or there is any finality in any success or any failure. Carlos Ghosn
hopefully learn memory ready short
We have to have a short memory and be able to come back ready to play (today). We have to learn from our mistakes, and hopefully we'll get it fixed. Bruce Steinbecker
hopeful reaching understanding
We have narrowed down the differences and are hopeful of reaching an understanding very soon. Arun Jaitley
hope pick poison weapons
We have so many weapons on this team, we hope they'll just pick their poison on defense.
hope passed senate
What the Senate passed is a nationalized system; what we hope to pass is a federalized system. Tom DeLay
hoped republican shut
What the Republican establishment hoped would be a runaway did not happen, ... They wanted to shut down the race. Steve Forbes
hopeful people
When you see all these people working on it, I feel hopeful that people will be reunited, Laura Bush
hopes manage recreate trying
When you're trying to recreate habitat, you do it in hopes the amphibians can use it, and you have to manage it in hopes you keep the bullfrog from being successful.
hope money
We want our furniture. If we can't get our furniture, we hope to get our money back.