Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Simmons

He who feasts every day, feasts no day.

Dave Barry

In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess.

Catherine Bertini

We need a new definition of malnutrition. Malnutrition means under- and over-nutrition. Malnutrition means emaciated and obese.

Bryan Q. Miller

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.

Kathleen Blanco

The power is out, the phones are down and there is no food or water, and many trees are down.

Niger Innis

The slaves had food stamps, too. It was called 'scraps from Massa's table.'

Kurt Vonnegut

It is harder to be unhappy when you are eating.

Ed Begley, Jr.

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.

David Hume

Virtue, like wholesome food, is better than poisons, however corrected.

Alan Ayckbourn

Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.

Bob Saget

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.

Arthur Conan Doyle

You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad.

Bear Bryant

I'm known as a recruiter. Well you've got to have chicken to make chicken salad.

Augusten Burroughs

It was a salad bar of phobias

Johnny Depp

When Tim makes that first call, there is no subject. There is no project. There is nothing. It's just that I'm going to be having a salad with Tim in a week -- and it's always been that way,

Valentina Zelyaeva

I had no idea about nutrition. I thought by eating salads you'll stay skinny.

Darryl Sutter

I may not know much but I can count.

Beth Keating

I think the salads will really take off, especially in the summertime.

Brandon Backe

But it's irritating when you can't get in touch with somebody you have to.

Amanda Palmer

How you sound. How you look. Are you fat? Those are things that could be really irritating.

Rachel Hurd-Wood

A really irritating thing when you're watching a film is if somebody's accent isn't bang-on - it distracts you from getting into the story because you're thinking: 'Where are they from?'

Tom Kenny

I like being invisible. For me it's the perfect job for someone who's simultaneously shy and an irritating show off.

Jonathan Franzen

Twitter is unspeakably irritating. Twitter stands for everything I oppose,

Stephen Tobolowsky

On a single day, I read articles where I was described as being alternately 'lanky,' 'pudgy,' 'doughy,' 'balding,' 'utterly forgettable,' and 'constantly irritating.