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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
jerry knew loved power quit
There were many times during our career when he could've quit and done something else. But he knew that his power was with the Grateful Dead. He didn't want to go solo. Jerry was a groupist. He loved to group. Mickey Hart
jerry social somebody stage standing wants
What's Jerry Kilgore doing? Standing on the stage with somebody who wants to take your Social Security, Cecil Roberts
jerry leave merger operation talking trust
Jack, Jerry and I had been talking about the merger for a while, ... Jerry and I would like to leave the operation up to Jack. We trust his skills. Masayoshi Son
jerry knew match owner quite seems trying
He (Lakers owner Jerry Buss) knew what he was trying to get accomplished, but still in all, it never quite seems to match up. Phil Jackson
jerry lewis marx
I grew up on Jerry Lewis and Abbot and Costello, the Marx Brothers. Drake Bell
jerry proud thank
We'd all like to thank Jerry for his many years of service. We can be very proud of what we've done.
jerry
Jerry Orbach is just phenomenal. He is genius, so present. Michael Cudlitz
jerry permanent position voted
Jerry was enthusiastically voted into the permanent position by the board.
jerry jump
Jerry Maguire: Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm! Tom Cruise
pounds looks results
A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp. Dave Barry
pounds loses seasons
I'll lose about 20 pounds during the season. Bryce Harper
pounds care take-care
Take care of the halfpence and pence, and the shillings and pounds will take care of themselves. Benjamin Franklin
pounds wit prudence
An ounce of prudence is worth a pound of cleverness. Baltasar Gracian
pounds want aviation
The joke in aviation is, 'If you want to make a million, you'd better start with £10m.' Bruce Dickinson
pounds trying
I gained about 60 pounds when I was preggers with Lil Hank, and I'm desperately trying not to do the same with our daughter. Kendra Wilkinson
pounds pork seven
I’m not much of a drinker, so I’m going to eat seven pounds of pork. Billy Bob Thornton
pounds weighed
She weighed 16 pounds when we got here when she should have weighed 45.
pounds
If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney! Neil Cavuto
seinfeld stepped
Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened. Jason Alexander