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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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I hate a word like 'pets': it sounds so much Like something with no living of its own. Elizabeth Jennings
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I know it sounds crazy, but you've got to let what you're going to do find you, rather than you pursuing it. Tom Peters
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On the one hand, it sounds like we may be a little weaker going into 2006.
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When you hear someone say something homophobic, it really ages them. It sounds old-fashioned. Kathryn Prescott
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I'd like to say that I said that because it sounds lovely. But I have no recollection that I said that. Robert Blake
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I did talk to him (after the angioplasty) and he sounds wonderful.
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He didn't want to go. Sounds just like coach. Ben Howland
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I think acting is all about the other people. Sounds like a worthy thing to say, but it's true. Martin Freeman
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If I play anything that sounds like a solo, it's gonna sound like a lyric. Adam Jones