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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
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funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
want feels loses
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.
want firsts staying-single
I'd be happy to stay single now because I've always been in relationships. For the first time ever I can do what I want, when I want, with who I want, without answering to anyone. Carol Vorderman
want our-family
When you're close to your family, you want to be close to them. Carlos Beltran
want company turns
When you want to turn around a company, you want to make sure that the solution is coming from inside. Carlos Ghosn
want our-society deceiving
No, it's not that they're bad. It's that they're obliged to pretend they're good. They've been brought up to deceive and be cunning, to protect themselves from our society. I don't want to be like that. Carlos Fuentes
want
I just want to become a great leadoff hitter. Carl Crawford
want slave utility
Though no one would want to be sold as a slave, it is perhaps even more galling to be a sort of utility slave whom no one will buy. C. S. Lewis
want quiet peace-and-quiet
I just want to live in peace and quiet. Agnetha Faltskog
want nostalgia sometimes
Sometimes I feel sad, but this is not nostalgia, because I don't want time to come back. Agnes Varda
musician financial affair
And a musician has to learn to be frugal and to carefully manage financial affairs Charlie Byrd
musician explorers universe
An explorer of the universe is sexier than a musician. Brian Cox
musician pops seriousness
Even though I'm known as a pop musician, I have a seriousness about what I do. Brian Eno
musician
I did everything I could to not be a musician Dhani Harrison
musician thieves great-music
A great musician is just a thief who doesn't get caught Buddy Rich
musician retiring blues-music
Blues musicians don't retire. They drop. Buddy Guy
musician jazz shows
I can show you that I have played with just about every jazz musician, every African musician, every blues musician. It's not like I'm cashing in on a false concept. This is what I do. Carlos Santana
musician actors
I've been a musician longer than I've been an actor. Jamie Campbell Bower
musician
I'm a musician. It's what I do! I wouldn't be too good at anything else. Chad Smith