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squirrels looks uptight
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it. Demetri Martin
squirrels perspective bird
Recently my fingers have developed a prejudice against comparatives. They all follow this pattern: a squirrel is smaller than a tree; a bird is more musical than a tree. Each of us is the strongest one in his or her own skin. Characteristics should take off their hats to one another, instead of spitting in each other's faces. Bertolt Brecht
squirrels yards way
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood. Bob Saget
squirrels easy intellect
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. Dylan Moran
squirrels needs wake-up
I just need green. I need to wake up and see grass and squirrels. I don't want to see skyscrapers. Andre Leon Talley
squirrels car tennis
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket. Anthony Jeselnik
squirrels air delicacy
A fine lady is a squirrel-headed thing, with small airs and small notions; about as applicable to the business of life as a pair of tweezers to the clearing of a forest. George Eliot
squirrels pieces intricate
Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate. Ken Kesey
squirrels nutty
She's as nutty as squirrel poo. J. K. Rowling
turtles sticker knows
I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why. Demetri Martin
turtles car used
I've been looking at used car bargains. I'll frankly confess I'm scared to death of Fords. I've seen and heard of so many turning turtle. Bess Truman
turtles house gone
I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone. Bobby Darin
turtles clubs enough
Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle! Dana Carvey
turtles machines world
Warren is one of the best learning machines on this earth. The turtles who outrun the hares are learning machines. If you stop learning in this world, the world rushes right by you. Charlie Munger
turtles bud doe
But we are mostly what we are, and the turtle stretching toward delicious buds on high does not lighten his carapace by his resolve. Arthur Miller
turtles
You can't build a substantial V out of turtles! Dr. Seuss
turtles should creatures
And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be. Dr. Seuss
turtles attachment long
A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle. Ambrose Bierce
sharks fire would-be
I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'. Dave Barry
sharks evil environmental
Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish. Eddie Izzard
sharks water situation
I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation. Demetri Martin
sharks water news
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news! Carlos Mencia
sharks years impact
Considering their impact, you might expect mosquitoes to get more attention than they do. Sharks kill fewer than a dozen people every year, and in the U.S. they get a week dedicated to them on TV every year. Bill Gates
sharks careers white
Instead of squirreling away your earnings early in your career, spend on experiences that will enrich your life - like diving with great white sharks. It can expose you to influential people who could open doors for you. Blake Mycoskie
sharks people flesh
Sharks are being driven to extinction because people want to eat their fins and their flesh. Barbara Block
sharks
Sharks are declining globally ... Barbara Block
sharks credit cards
The credit card companies have put the loan sharks out of business. Elizabeth Warren