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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
remembers-you remember-you picks
Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing. Charlie Chaplin
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remember you must live. remember you most love. remainder you mist leaf. Ali Smith
remembers-you remember-you people
You have not forgotten to remember; You have remembered to forget. But people can forget to forget. That is just as important as remembering to remember - and generally more practical. Idries Shah
remembers-you remember-you deeds
Do not feel safe. The poet remembers. You can kill one, but another is born. The words are written down, the deed, the date. Czeslaw Milosz
remembers-you remember-you forget-you
You teach me, I forget. You show me, I remember. You involve me, I understand. E. O. Wilson
remembers-you remember-you people
People will remember you better if you always wear the same outfit.... David Byrne
remembers-you guitar remember-you
I remember you would record a guitar part, and we would have to sit there for 15 or 20 minutes waiting for the computer to process it. You'd see the little wheel spinning on the computer, and you'd be praying that the hard drive didn't crash and you didn't lose the performance. Beck
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For those of you in the administration, who are coming after me ... remember, you've broken three [of the 10 Commandments], let's not make it four; thou shalt not kill. Glenn Beck
remembers-you remember-you cooking
Remember, you are all alone in the kitchen and no one can see you. Julia Child
remember-you remembers-you people
Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion. You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom. You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master. Alan Bennett
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Whatever obstacles you face, remember you can get through anything if you want to badly enough. Aimee Carter
remember-you remembers-you eggs
You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets! C. S. Lewis
remember-you remembers-you world
Remember, you can do anything in your world that you want to. Bob Ross
remember-you remembers-you memorial
I'll remember you. When I've forgotten all the rest.You to me were true. You to me were the best. Bob Dylan
remember-you remembers-you despair
And remember: you must never, under any circumstances, despair. To hope and to act, these are our duties in misfortune. Boris Pasternak
remember-you remembers-you people
The Olympics are great for notoriety right off the bat, but your body of work is what people remember you for. Brian Boitano
remember-you remembers-you remember
We're not ourselves, are we? I'm certainly not myself, not anymore. And you're not either. You don't seem yourself. Not as I remember you. David Nicholls
remember-you remembers-you years
Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for all the years you played an uppity slave on ‘Who’s Line is it Anyway?’. Anthony Jeselnik