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It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Dave Barry
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Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it. Dave Barry
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Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs). Dmitri Mendeleev
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Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. Michael Moriarty
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Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary. Jeffrey Kelson
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When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. Bob Thaves
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What the IRS Doesn't Want You to Know. Martin Kaplan
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Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form Laurence J. Peter
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You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures. Frank Degen
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The ceiling on taxation of capital gains reflects the national belief that speculation is a more worthwhile way to make a living than work. Calvin Trillin
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Sugar, rum and tobacco are commodities which are nowhere necessaries of life, which are become objects of almost universal consumption, and which are therefore extremely proper subjects of taxation. Adam Smith
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We are looking for a Wealth Tax that will bring in sufficient revenue to justify having a wealth tax. Dick Spring
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Note, besides, that it is no more immoral to directly rob citizens than to slip indirect taxes into the price of goods that they cannot do without. Albert Camus
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For every benefit you receive a tax is levied. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Taxation without representation? No, they're getting taxed, and they're getting represented. Tim Pape
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Our aim is to make tax collecting a declining industry. Margaret Thatcher
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He who has the base necessities of life should pay nothing; taxation on him who has a surplus may, if need be; extend to everything beyond necessities. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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No taxes can be devised which are not more or less inconvenient and unpleasant. George Washington
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Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay Milton Friedman
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There's no such thing as a good tax. Winston Churchill