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When I listen to the complaints that follow just about every presidential debate, I'm reminded of the well-worn joke about the Jewish mother who buys her son two shirts. When he shows up at dinner wearing one, she says: 'What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?' Jeff Greenfield
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The person who buys a Focus is more likely to stay with us to move into a mid-size car or SUV or pickup trucks, George Pipas
buys land process talking whoever
The permitting process is so complicated here in Massachusetts. Realistically, whoever buys Frank's land, you're still talking 1 1/2 to 2 years. Vivien Li
buys consumer goes million revenue upgrade
We're forecasting revenue contributions of $600 million from about 7 million upgrade (Windows 98) units where a consumer goes to (a store) and buys it. David Readerman
buys four goes idol names night people trade watch
People watch American Idol 3, they find the names of the four people that can do the semis and that night one person goes on Internet.com and buys trade names. Tim Richardson
buys nobody
Nobody buys them. They find them in the library. Dr. Rosenman
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Founded by an ex-Apple employee, Nest devices do for thermostats and smoke alarms what the Mac did for PCs - Google Buys Nest made them relevant and far more valuable. John Battelle
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I don't think we've done nearly a good enough job tracking the money in Washington and the influence it buys in concrete terms. Ken Cooper
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You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent. Howie Mandel
children
I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it. Carol Leifer
children environment failing
We're failing our children with education, we're failing our environment. Carol Moseley Braun
children instant bounds
Once you have children it's love without bounds. You would die for them in an instant, without question. How can you better that? Carol Vorderman
children my-children
I'm very pleased how my children have turned out. Carol Vorderman
children mean waiting
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister! Carlos Mencia
children ignorance strange
Children know how to be cruel, and the cruelty of their elders is the surest residue of the malaise the young feel toward things strange, things other, things that reveal our own ignorance or insufficiency Carlos Fuentes
children two complaining
I have two children who died before reaching 30, so who am I to complain about being alive? Carlos Fuentes
children effort matter
The fact of the matter is that many children see. . . . Most of those who see are considered to be oddballs and every effort is made to correct them. Carlos Castaneda
children
I never stopped doing what I did as a child. Carl Andre
dad thinking magazines
I think I discovered my first, you know, my first image of a naked woman was sort of sneaking a peek at one of those magazines that was in my dad's store. Aasif Mandvi
dad mean thinking
For my parents it was all about getting a deal, my dad came to America and he heard of this concept of brunch. He didn't quite know what it was. And he thought it was this other meal that existed between breakfast and lunch. He was kind of like - I remember he sort of was like America has so much food that between breakfast and lunch they have to stop and eat again. They have brunch. It was completely legal it was, like, a legal meal that you could have. I mean, clearly it wasn't the only reason he came to America, but I think it certainly sweetened the pot for him. Aasif Mandvi
dad school men
I don't know what I'd have become if I hadn't been a footballer; I wrote down 'dustbin man' on a careers questionnaire at school till my dad made me change it to 'joiner'. Alan Shearer
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The fact that so many dads are AWOL (absent) in their teens' lives increases the teens' risk of substance abuse, Joseph Califano
dad people publishing record songs though
When I was 13, I told my dad I needed to record myself because I sounded awesome, even though I didn't. By 18, I was a lot better. Then I got a publishing deal, so I was writing songs for other people professionally. Meghan Trainor
dad walked
When I was 12, my dad took me to see 'You Got Served.' I walked out a whole different person. Shameik Moore
dad hand life lucky
I was lucky to have my dad in my life. As crazy as things got, I always had him to put his hand on my shoulder. Sharon Stone
dad enjoy everybody work
I really got to see my dad enjoy every day that he was working. Everybody should be able to have this much fun when they go to work. Tyler Ritter
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I know when I'm not dancing, and I go home, I usually work with my dad, who's an electrician. So I do stuff like that. I used to be a landscape gardener. I loved that job. But I'd like to be involved with entertainment. Singing or something, I guess. Tristan MacManus
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I no longer see Descartes' statement as arbitrary. It is representative of our culture's narcissism. This narcissism leads to a disturbing disrespect for direct experience and a negation of the body. Derrick Jensen
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China's move showed serious disrespect for Taiwan. The two sides haven't started negotiations on the panda offer but China, through propaganda manipulation, made it seem like Taiwan is sure to receive the gift. Joseph Wu
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I don't disrespect anybody. I want to make that clear. I'm not going to the White House because my kids are more important than anything in my life. Ozzie Guillen
disrespect type win
No disrespect to Toronto, but you have to win these type of games. DeShawn Stevenson
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No disrespect to the point guards who were here in the past, but Baron's the type of point guard that makes everybody better. He gets in the lane and just finds guys. I been waiting for a guy like him to come and he took my game to another level. Jason Richardson
disrespect progress took
No disrespect to Sammy, but we've made progress from day one when Lawrie took the job, David Healy
disrespect elite fun teams
No disrespect to anybody, but it's always fun to play the other elite teams in the league. It makes a difference. Chauncey Billups
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Ignoring a child's disrespect is the surest guarantee that it will continue. Fred G. Gosman
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To me, that is showing disrespect to the people of Nevada and disrespect to the first lady's position. Kenny Guinn
ice inches six track
We have never been on the track this early. There are always six inches of ice out there. J. J. Johnson
ice burning may
Persecuting bigots may be compared to those burning lenses which Lenhenboeck and others composed from ice; by their chilling apathy they freeze the suppliant; by their fiery zeal they burn the sufferer. Charles Caleb Colton
ice-cream two chocolate
I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem! Brandi Chastain
ice-cream chocolate may
Taste is acquired. You may have to unlearn a taste for chocolate or ice cream. Diane von Furstenberg
ice wish storm
Now '90210' is returning with an all-new cast of slightly more plausible teens. I'll be honest: I wish the old cast was back. Ideally, this spin-off would be an Ice Storm-esque exploration of the West Beverly gang's bleak adult lives. Diablo Cody
ice melted stay
I do everything: I'll have a green juice, then a melted chocolate ice cream. I stay up very late, I get up very early. Lykke Li
ice-cream fuel candy
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. Jane Smiley
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We struggled with our weight all game. The ice was perfect. I love the ice here. We've had two picks all tournament. Today we just didn't throw right. Shannon Kleibrink
ice chocolate chips
Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life. Barbara Johnson
kids london three
Everything has to be organised for kids in London - you can't just walk three roads to see a friend. Carol Vorderman
kids commitment whales
My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time. Carol Vorderman
kids important projects
I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope. Carlos Mencia
kids car would-be
It would be easier to make money in other sectors, but since I was a kid, I liked cars. Carlos Ghosn
kids boys years
I was never a Boy Scout, but oh, I wanted to be one when I was a kid about ten or eleven years old. But there wasn't anyplace where I could ever join the Boy Scouts. Carl Barks
kids warrior would-be
Kids like us don't often have the chance of meeting a great warrior like you. Would you have a little fencing match with me? It would be frightfully decent. C. S. Lewis
kids
We have no one to blame. That's what I wanted the kids to know. Tommy Amaker
kid link proved scenario technology weakest
What the Snowden scenario proved is that the weakest link is not the technology, the weakest link is the individual; we shouldn't kid ourselves. John W. Thompson
kids
When your kids get on a bus, you want... Jim Allen
takes
Modelling, it's being an artist as well. It's just being a silent artist. It takes a lot of self-control and a lot of discipline. Jessica White
takes vote yes
When you vote yes or no, ... it takes you out of the negotiations, and I don't ever want to be out of the game. and City
takes truth
We're going to go where the truth takes us. Wayne Stroupe
takes
We're going to do the things that it takes to manufacture those runs. Kelly Sears
takes
We're just not doing the things it takes to win. Charlie Smith
takes walk
We know what it takes to get them satisfied. They didn't just walk up and give us a jackpot. It's not like that. Glen Smith
takes whatever
Obviously, I'll do whatever it takes to get back, Mark Philippoussis
takes time
I feel free. It just takes time sometimes. Reggie Williams
takes week
I don't know where this week is going to lead, but I've had so much fun. I'm just going to kind of see where it takes me. Ben Crenshaw
teacher drama inspire
I had one drama teacher who was amazing, Ms. Perkins. She really tried to inspire me and get me going. Carlos Pena, Jr.
teaching reading writing
Reading, writing, teaching, learning, are all activities aimed at introducing civilizations to each other. Carlos Fuentes
teacher certain tales
For my teachers, unfortunately, certain things were, as they are for you, only tales of power Carlos Castaneda
teacher nature smart
Communities must plan for a variety of uses and income levels. Why do we care about housing as high-tech employers? If teachers, firefighters, peace officers, retail or restau- rant workers can't live here, then we're going to fail. Carl Guardino
teacher real hero
Listen to your parents, do your homework and listen to your teachers. Those are the real heroes. Carl Crawford
teaching university-professors physicians
...as our friend Zach has often noted, in our days those who do the best for astronomy are not the salaried university professors, but so-called dillettanti, physicians, jurists, and so forth.Lamenting the fragmentary time left to a professor has remaining after fulfilling his teaching duties. Carl Friedrich Gauss
teaching learning busy
Everybody is now so busy teaching that nobody has any time to learn. Agnes Repplier
teacher too-much taught
Too much rigidity on the part of teachers should be followed by a brisk spirit of insubordination on the part of the taught. Agnes Repplier
teacher profound miracle
It is because of our unassailable enthusiasm, our profound reverence for education, that we habitually demand of it the impossible. The teacher is expected to perform a choice and varied series of miracles. Agnes Repplier
wife care too-much
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much. Aaron Spelling
wife anything-and-everything deserve
I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything. Aaron Spelling
wife bored lovely
I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely. Alan Titchmarsh
wife mistress may
Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife. Charles Caleb Colton
wife bigs my-wife
My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead. Brian Clough
wife taste my-wife
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies. Boris Karloff
wife catholic church
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again. Don Adams
wife comedian answers
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. Dave Chappelle
wife people doubt
You can be the smartest person in the world - which Bill Clinton is, and if he's not, his wife is - and care more than anybody else in the world - which he does, I don't doubt that for a minute. And you can care so much that you're willing to be dishonest - you can tell people one thing but do another because you really know it's for their own good. And you'll still screw it all up. Because the whole premise of what you're doing is wrong! Dave Barry