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irs taxes-funny income
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Dave Barry
irs rooms taxes
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.
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Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. Michael Moriarty
irs elements weight
Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs). Dmitri Mendeleev
irs taxation tests
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form Laurence J. Peter
irs world
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. Bob Thaves
irs looking pay percent plus tax
You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures.
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Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.
irs one-word ifs
If you make one word out of 'The IRS' it spells 'theirs.' Lyn Nofziger
complicated machinery cradle
How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is. Kurt Vonnegut
complicated abandoned
Recently abandoned women can be complicated. Elizabeth Kostova
complicated problem curious
Money is a very complicated problem. The history of money is very curious. Carl Andre
complicated
Why do you have to go and make Things so complicated... Avril Lavigne
complicated
Don't complicate whatever is not complicated. Demian Bichir
complicated problem sometimes
By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated. Ashleigh Brilliant
complicated messy flawed
Human beings are flawed and complicated and messy. Brit Marling
complicated problem no-problem
No problem is so complicated that you cannot make it more complicated. Andy Grove
complicated term concessions
As we get older, life becomes very complicated in terms of concessions we have to make. Charles Cumming
guidelines nobody policies
Nobody has the kind of infrastructure and guidelines and policies that we do.
guidelines standards
If an application is declined, it is usually because the application was done incorrectly or the guidelines and standards were not read.
guidelines precise
History provides no precise guidelines. Douglas Hurd
guidelines simply
Guidelines simply aren't enough to keep us safe.
guidelines leeway permit
There is enough leeway in these guidelines to permit proselytizing. Abraham Foxman
guidelines sports
Judo was one of those sports where they give you guidelines but then try to tell you to develop your own style. Ronda Rousey
guidelines kids meeting moving standards toward
Those are things we've been moving toward for years. Kids won't see big changes. We've been meeting guidelines and those nutritional standards for a long time.
guidelines mature model offer planning wonderful
The mature model at CDC could offer some wonderful guidelines for long-term planning at NIPC,
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that the Levi guidelines had been tossed into the wastebasket.