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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
oatmeal caviar forget
Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you’ve got seems like oatmeal to their caviar. Deb Caletti
oatmeal holes sock
No money, holes in my socks, living off oatmeal. Donna Tartt
oatmeal scotch erotic
I don’t want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton—for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic thought. There is nothing left to say of me. Flannery O'Connor
oatmeal rocks boxes
The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box. Janet Fitch
oatmeal sugar taste
Oatmeal tastes so good on its own, you don't even need to add sugar. Kristin Chenoweth
oatmeal computer fingernails
Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in. Larry Wall
oatmeal cookies reason
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. Nora Roberts
oatmeal down-and staring
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won. John Prine
oatmeal alcohol dieting
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. Mason Cooley
breakfast made made-it
Breakfast was only worth having when somebody else made it for you. Caroline B. Cooney
breakfast-of-champions bigs shows
The big show is inside my head, Kurt Vonnegut
breakfast radio littles
Between 9 and 10 AM the American radio is concerned almost exclusively with love. It seems a little like ending breakfast with a stiff bourbon. Dean Acheson
breakfast critics
I love having critics for breakfast Carlos Fuentes
breakfast full service
We have seating, do breakfast and more full service lunches. Sandy Millman
breakfast richer
Let me tell you something, Mister. If I had her money, I'd be richer than she is.' - Breakfast at Tiffany's Audrey Hepburn
breakfast may meaningless-life
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts. Ashleigh Brilliant
breakfast advertising beats
Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat. Dizzy Dean
breakfast dichotomy drink eat foods menu morning protein six time
I am a dichotomy of tastes. I'm big on water, and I do a protein drink in the morning, but then I eat off the kids' menu after that. So, there's only like six foods I like. I like quesadillas. I like hamburgers. I like sushi. I like pizza, PB&J, or breakfast any time of the day.