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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
kings writing men
There are three difficulties in authorship;-to write any thing worth the publishing-to find honest men to publish it -and to get sensible men to read it. Literature has now become a game; in which the Booksellers are the Kings; The Critics the Knaves; the Public, the Pack; and the poor Author, the mere table, or the Thing played upon. Charles Caleb Colton
kings two feet
Kings and their subjects, masters and slaves, find a common level in two places - at the foot of the cross, and in the grave. Charles Caleb Colton
kings passion people
Princes rule the people, and their own passions rule Princes; but Providence can over-rule the whole, and draw the instruments of his inscrutable purposes from the vices, no less than the virtues of Kings. Charles Caleb Colton
kings dinner might
The cynic who twitted Aristippus by observing that the philosopher who could dine on herbs might despise the company of a king, was well replied to by Aristippus, when he remarked that the philosopher who could enjoy the company or a king might also despise a dinner of herbs. Charles Caleb Colton
kings winning long
It has been well said that if a great king should bring us a great heap of gold, and bid us take as much as we could count in a day, we should make a long day of it; but to win souls is far nobler work. How is it that we so soon withdraw from it? Charles Spurgeon
kings garden sweat
See yonder another King's garden, which the King waters with his bloody sweat-Gethsemane, whose bitter herbs are sweeter far to renewed souls than even Eden's luscious fruits. There the mischief of the serpent in the first garden was undone: there the curse was lifted from earth, and borne by the woman's promised seed. Charles Spurgeon
kings together may
You and your sins must separate or you and your God will never come together. No one sin may keep you; they must all be given up, they must be brought out like Canaanite kings from the cave and be hanged up in the sun. Charles Spurgeon
kings sheep black
I'm the king of the 20th century. I'm the boogeyman, the villian, the black sheep of the family. Alan Moore
kings dark blow
Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why the gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t’was his intent To blow up the King and Parli’ment. Three-score barrels of powder below To prove old England’s overthrow; By God’s providence he was catch’d With a dark lantern and burning match. Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring. Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King! Alan Moore
louis surprise
Louis was going to surprise a lot of people, but he wasn't going to surprise us. What he did in that game, he can do more. Isaiah Stanback
louisville meet notable primary struggle
Louisville is notable for its accomplishments, but on the primary health-care side, we struggle to meet the needs. Bill Wagner
louisiana process shut
Louisiana refineries can process that, but they are shut down. Victor Shum
louise recovery
Louise is going gangbusters and her recovery is getting better and better from day to day, Peter Fricker
louis love streets whether
I love speed. I love racing cars, whether it's on the streets or wherever. Don't tell the St. Louis police, though. Nelly
louisiana love
Love the show 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.' Being from Louisiana and a big outdoorsman, I'm a big fan of 'Duck Dynasty' as well. Wes Brown
louisiana package providing rebuild south ways
We are providing ways to keep homeowners as homeowners. You can successfully rebuild South Louisiana with the package we have proposed. Andy Kopplin
louisville
I have a Louisville Slugger in my locker. It's like 42 ounces. We corked it also, with cement. Pat Riley
louisiana state tech utah
I think you've got to look at Nevada, Utah State and Louisiana Tech immediately. Steve Cleveland
music music-is
I started making music because I could. Alanis Morissette
music i-am-what-i-am
I am what I am Are you what you are or What? Alanis Morissette
music song writing
Writing a song doesn't heal things. Even if the song comes up with a solution, it's still only a theory. Going out and living my lyrics is a whole other deal. That takes courage. Alanis Morissette
music rest-of-your-life helping
Music helps you find the truths you must bring into the rest of your life. Alanis Morissette
music effort blues-music
You have to make a decided effort to not get seduced by the Blues. Al Jarreau
music
Once you discover that you can, then you must. Al Jarreau
musical grew theater
I grew up doing musical theater. Chris Colfer
musical great-music periods
I'm constantly discovering things. Like Bobby Bland. Right now I suppose I'm into the Eighties, which turned out to be a great musical period. Chiwetel Ejiofor
music order suffering
Musicians have to suffer to a certain degree in order to obtain their outlet. Chico Hamilton
people may medical
It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money in attempting to make more, so do hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander. Charles Caleb Colton
people solitude multitudes
A multitude of people and yet solitude. Charles Dickens
people governing whole
My faith in the people governing is, on the whole, infinitesimal; my faith in the people governed is, on the whole, illimitable. Charles Dickens
people words-of-wisdom selfishness
Others had been a little wild, which was not to be wondered at, and not very blamable; but, he had made a lamentation and uproar which it was dangerous for the people to hear, as there is always contagion in weakness and selfishness. Charles Dickens
people words-of-wisdom want
Mrs. Boffin and me, ma'am, are plain people, and we don't want to pretend to anything, nor yet to go round and round at anything because there's always a straight way to everything. Charles Dickens
people next cleanliness
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and some people do the same by their religion. Charles Dickens
people scary alive
I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon. Charles Dickens
people enemy
Some people are nobody's enemies but their own Charles Dickens
people romance wonder-woman
Superman/Wonder Woman, people expected, I guess, a lot of romance, or maybe something that wasnt emotionally deep. Who knows? Charles Soule
performing very-happy turn-me
I was never very happy with performing; it didn't turn me on much. Al Pacino
performing persist
I persist in performing. David Tudor
performing seems
I find the theatre faintly embarrassing for the actors performing on stage. It seems rather showy-off in an undignified way. Charles Saatchi
performing
When you are performing in theater, you feel so connected to your audience. It's exhilarating! Laura Marano
performing
I would like to do things like I did in Tanzania, going somewhere and exploring a theme and investigating as well as performing for those people. Drummond Money-Coutts
performing stage
We don't know if we're going to be performing on a stage or a classroom. Laurie Geigel
performing
I missed singing. I missed performing in a nightclub. Tamara Tunie
performing until
Performing didn't feel comfortable until I was about 17. I loved to sing, but I always said I would never perform because I was too scared. Seinabo Sey
performing
I am performing this role of the artist and this role of the 'negress' coming into a white-box institution. It's kind of a self-appointed role: the self-designated negress. Kara Walker
roger mets pharmacist
To paraphrase the great Will Rogers, El Rusho never met a pharmacist he did not like. Bill Maher
roger
I listen to top 40, old country, blues... I'm really into Roger Miller. King Tuff
roger next steps
The big turning point, really, was the Beatles' influence on American folk music, and then Roger took it to the next step, and then along came the Lovin' Spoonful and everybody else. Barry McGuire
roger stylish federer
Roger Federer is stylish. Bjorn Borg
roger used jokes
I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did. Glen Campbell
roger wanted
I never wanted to marry Roger Clemens. I wanted him to do right by his family. Mindy McCready
roger turn
It's going to turn Roger Toussaint into an icon. Tony Young
roger let-me clear
Let me be clear: Despite Roger Clemens' statements to the contrary, I never injected Roger Clemens, or anyone else, with lidocaine or B-12. Jim Lehrer
roger venues license
I suppose Roger had the license to do anything that fitted the venue. Neil Innes
royal watchers royal-family
I'm not a royal family watcher. Bill Nighy
royalties
Because we do not sell photographs, we have no royalties on books, posters, postcards. Christo
roy sit watch
Now, we sit back and watch Roy do his thing. Roger Clemens
royal causes mouths
The royal family's existence is a constant reminder of the hollowness of John Major's rhetoric, and idiotic statements by its leading members a constant boost to the republican cause. They're fine opening hospitals. It's when they open their mouths they get into trouble. Alastair Campbell
royal reason decline
There are many reasons for the decline in royal esteem. One is that so many of the royals are thick. Alastair Campbell
royal fairness gracious
Virtuous and fair, royal and gracious. William Shakespeare
royal fellows
In 1995, I was elected a Fellow of the Royal Society. John E. Walker
roy took
Roy took them over the hump. He put them on his back. Ben Braun
roy
Roy Has Come Up And Said, This Is It, This Is All Or Nothing Antonio Tarver
took
We started out sluggish. It took us a while to get in our groove. Jason Swearingen
took
Vail's a very important place for me. Everyone kind of took me in and accepted me in that town, and they still have to this day. I wouldn't be a downhill skier if I hadn't been there. Lindsey Vonn
took worked
When we got to our feet, I wanted to make something happen, so I took a chance. It worked out for me. Nate Gallick
took
Unfortunately, it took us this long to do this. Eric Norris
took
When they took the lead, we showed some toughness. Frank Haith
took
I think I just took a while to know myself. I went on a journey to find out. I was a bit wild. Trinny Woodall
took
Our Redeemer took upon Himself all the sins, pains, infirmities, and sicknesses of all who have ever lived and will ever live. James E. Faust
took
She never complained about being sick. She took it all in stride. Barbara Green
took tour
Mohammad and I took a tour of the devastation. Jalal Farzaneh
toughest whatever
She's always going to take on whatever is the toughest challenge. Ann Richards
toughest tuesday wednesday
Tuesday and Wednesday at 9 are probably the toughest battlegrounds. Stacey Koerner
toughest
It was probably the toughest thing I've had to do - ever. E. B. White
toughest work
It was the toughest work I'd ever done. Carole James
toughest
That's what you want, to be better than .500 on the road. That's usually the toughest part of the equation, but we didn't play well at home. Dusty Baker
toughest
The toughest break, I think, we had was the Coca-Cola 600. Joe Nemechek
toughest year
This is the toughest and most challenging year for the economy. Gordon Brown
toughest
Hopefully, he just tweaked it. He's the toughest kid. If he can go, he'll go. Steve Rebholz
toughest
He's the toughest guy, pound-for-pound, in the league. Alge Crumpler