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humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
humor
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
humor
Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
humor grace way
Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
political
Monday-morning quarterbacking that you see at a political convention.
political debate lifetime
In a lifetime of observing and participating in political debate, I have seen a lot of meanness. Dennis Prager
political rich get-rich
To get rich is glorious. Deng Xiaoping
political world faults
With all its faults, the American political system is the freest and most democratic in the world. Eldridge Cleaver
political democracy
...without equality there can be no democracy. Eleanor Roosevelt
political goldfish gains
If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours!
political care republican
I don't care what the political establishment says, Republican, Democrat - I'm a problem solver. Elizabeth Emken
political decision used
Everybody makes personal decisions that are right for them and if you're in political life, you're used to having those analyzed. Elizabeth Edwards
political ceilings debt
The Republican argument that raising the debt ceiling encourages additional future spending is logically irresponsible. The debt ceiling has to be raised to authorize spending already approved by Congress. Despite that fallacy, the GOP has been able to score political points with its argument. Eliot Spitzer
kill-me dies
What are you gonna do? Kill me? Everybody dies. Abraham Polonsky
kill-me
I'm in love. So kill me. Chuck Palahniuk
kill-me murderer
Kill me, or you are a murderer. Franz Kafka
kill-me begets eunuchs
It kills me to be time's eunuch and never to beget. Gerard Manley Hopkins
kill-me fangs
Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again. James Patterson
kill-me wanted rings
Every time I stepped into the ring, somebody wanted to kill me. Roberto Duran