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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
boxing mouths sometimes
Sometimes, very occasionally, you do your best boxing with your mouth. Bryce Courtenay
boxing devil world
What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists? Catherynne M. Valente
boxing responsibility stopped
We stopped being a sieve on the glass. We started to take responsibility for boxing out. Jim Foster
boxing fight time
I started doing MMA and boxing at the same time - I always wanted to try an MMA fight to see what it was like. I had one fight, and I was hooked. Holly Holm
boxing excited
I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about. Louis C. K.
boxing use trainers
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. Louis C. K.
boxing finding-yourself shadow
All of my life had been spent in the shadow of apartheid. And when South Africa went through its extraordinary change in 1994, it was like having spent a lifetime in a boxing ring with an opponent and suddenly finding yourself in that boxing ring with nobody else and realising you've to take the gloves off and get out and reinvent yourself. Athol Fugard
boxing tonight excuse
Got any excuses tonight Roy? Antonio Tarver
boxing tonight excuse
Yeah I got a question: Any more excuses tonight, Roy? Antonio Tarver
said
Least said, soonest mended Charles Dickens
said
Do," said Louisa finally, "whatever you can't not do. David Mitchell
said staring
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me... Bo Burnham
said feels wells
I feel 30.[Publo] Picasso said he always felt 30. Well, I do. David Hockney
said meadows grants
Cary Grant, said, 'I heard you were on the lot and I just had to meet you. Audrey Meadows
said bargains
I said we are Ghodratis and there's nothing that Ghodratis like more than a bargain. Aasif Mandvi
said helpless
I didn't say to act dead. I said act helpless. Arthur Golden
said
I always said what I thought and I didn't hold anything back. Billy Carter
said last-words
I've said all that I've had to say. Bill Hicks