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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
milk-and-honey heaven flying
When I was living in Los Angeles, I always booked a moisturizing milk-and-honey massage the day before flying to Spain. It was heaven - I never got dry plane skin or felt stiff from sitting in one position. Carolina Herrera
milk drink carbs
I don't eat carbs after 17h00 and I drink skimmed milk. Catherine Zeta-Jones
milk-and-honey land politics
The land of milk and honey, they say it is the land of money. Bob Dylan
milk-and-honey soul return
If others hurl their darts against you, offer them milk and honey in return; if they poison your lives, sweeten their souls. Abdu'l Baha
milk teeth stuck
Milk Duds. It doesn't' bother me that it gets stuck in my teeth or anything. Danny Garcia
milk actors theory
My theory about actors is we're all walking milk cartons. Expirations dates everywhere. Dylan McDermott
milk-and-honey forever cooking
The vision of milk and honey, it comes and goes. But the odor of cooking goes on forever. E. B. White
milk should opening
Milk should be refrigerated even before opening. Andy Kindler
milk dollars dimes
These days, you’ve gotta milk a dollar out of every dime. Gayle Forman
sound singers ifs
If you're a good singer, you're going to make anything sound good. Casey Abrams
soundtracks
I have music in my head constantly. I have to have a soundtrack in my head. Bob Mould
sound shows audience
I'm terrified of improv. Improv in a show or in front of an audience sounds terrifying. Elizabeth Olsen
sound rebound surface
Drums all have their own particulars - each drum has a place where they sound the best - where they ring out and resonate the best, and the head surface isn't too loose or too tight, mainly so you get a good rebound off of the head. Chad Smith
sound sometimes opinionated
I'm very opinionated and I have a lot of things to say. Sometimes I sound a bit like a willy. Cher Lloyd
sound
My God! What has sound got to do with music? Charles Ives
sound findings looking-for-work
Looking for work sounds almost as bad as finding it. Bob Black
sound life-experience
Sound comes out of a life experience. Bill Laswell
sound aviation corny
Let's get one thing straight: there's no such thing as the Bristol sound. Beth Gibbons