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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
picking
Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate, ... and I'm picking up the tab! Joe Gibbs
picking starts
Moonshot thinking starts with picking a big problem: something huge, long existing, or on a global scale. Astro Teller
picking though
No one was interested in picking up a midlist series, even though I have a decent fanbase and respectable numbers. J. A. Konrath
picking remember
I can't remember him picking up a ball. Martin Jol
picking until work
Until he understands that, he'll keep on picking up things to see if they work. James Evans
picking shiny skins tomatoes ways
There is nothing better than picking up sun-warmed tomatoes and smelling them, feeling them and scrutinizing their shiny skins for imperfections, dreaming of ways to serve them. Jose Andres Puerta
picking players
We have 20 players picking each other up. Jenny Potter
picking
Where are the slaves? Who's picking the cotton? Spike Lee
picking
At this point, I can't say what network would be picking it up, but I know that it would be a success. Christy Romano
trouble mercy heavy
These heavy troubles are heralds of weighty mercies. Charles Spurgeon
trouble ifs
If you are a friend of somebody and that friend is in trouble, you don't just drop them. David Tang
trouble my-family bigs
If not for my family, I would have been in big trouble. Chad Everett
trouble novel incomplete
There are things the story must have or else look incomplete. And these will almost automatically present themselves. When they don't, you are in trouble and then the novel stops. Chinua Achebe
trouble failure-of-leadership nigeria
The trouble with Nigeria is simply and squarely a failure of leadership, Chinua Achebe
trouble bloodshed hard
I labored hard to avoid trouble and bloodshed. Chief Joseph
trouble
I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble. Britney Spears
trouble wayne good-sense
It’s what happens when you shoot someone,” Wayne pointed out. “At least, usually someone has the good sense to get dead when you go to all the trouble to shoot them. Brandon Sanderson
trouble
If I think I'm going to get into trouble I always say that I'm sick. Kelly Rowland