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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
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funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
ice inches six track
We have never been on the track this early. There are always six inches of ice out there. J. J. Johnson
ice burning may
Persecuting bigots may be compared to those burning lenses which Lenhenboeck and others composed from ice; by their chilling apathy they freeze the suppliant; by their fiery zeal they burn the sufferer. Charles Caleb Colton
ice-cream two chocolate
I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem! Brandi Chastain
ice-cream chocolate may
Taste is acquired. You may have to unlearn a taste for chocolate or ice cream. Diane von Furstenberg
ice wish storm
Now '90210' is returning with an all-new cast of slightly more plausible teens. I'll be honest: I wish the old cast was back. Ideally, this spin-off would be an Ice Storm-esque exploration of the West Beverly gang's bleak adult lives. Diablo Cody
ice melted stay
I do everything: I'll have a green juice, then a melted chocolate ice cream. I stay up very late, I get up very early. Lykke Li
ice-cream fuel candy
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. Jane Smiley
ice love picks struggled throw today weight
We struggled with our weight all game. The ice was perfect. I love the ice here. We've had two picks all tournament. Today we just didn't throw right. Shannon Kleibrink
ice chocolate chips
Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life. Barbara Johnson
cubes plans
I did not plan to make the Cube. Erno Rubik
cubes plans stills
Now, after the Cube, I still don't have any plans to make anything like it.
cubes students impossible
Once I completed the Cube and demonstrated it to my students, I realized it was nearly impossible to put down.
cubes improvement imitation
The Cube is an imitation of life itself - or even an improvement on life.
cubes effective ice melting placing products putting submerged tested
We tested these products by putting ice cubes in them then placing the submerged ice cubes into a freezer to see how effective they were at melting the ice.
cubes sugar calm
KEEP CALM and HAVE A SUGAR CUBE Suzanne Collins
cubes spheres tools
The cube and the sphere are the sole working tools of creation Walter Russell