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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
lenny woody
My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce. David Steinberg
lenny lit performance
We got an outstanding performance from Lenny Jefferson, who lit it up early. Howie Dickenman
puerto team
He can make the lineup on any team. Especially on our team. If he is able to come back and play with us in Puerto Rico, our team is going to be a lot better. Adrian Beltre
puerto rican
I'm not messing with skiing. You can't get this Puerto Rican on the slope. Uh-uh. Gina Rodriguez
puerto rican
I grew up dancing salsa - you know, a traditional Puerto Rican dance. Gina Rodriguez
puerto united united-states
We've got (firefighters) here from Florida, Oklahoma, Puerto Rico, pretty much all over the United States. David Witt