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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
jumping laughing creeps
You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo' and then laughs at itself for jumping. Alan Watts
jumping long littles
As long as we relate with our underlying primordial intelligence and as long as we push ourselves a little, by jumping into the middle of situations, then intelligence arises automatically. Chogyam Trungpa
jumping toads daylight
Whenever you see a toad jumping in broad daylight, then know that something is after its life. Chinua Achebe
jumping kickboxing stuff
I love to go bungee jumping, jump out of planes, ride motorbikes, do kickboxing. I love all that stuff Catherine Bell
jumping guy balls
A rebounder, or a shot-blocker for that matter, is always at a disadvantage if he tells himself the only way he can succeed is by out jumping the guy next to him. Sometimes he will have to, but most of the time he will not. Most of my rebounds came from positioning, where I was able to get the ball while in heavy traffic. Bill Russell
jumping rope fine
I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile. Charles M. Schulz
jumping crawling easier
Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks. Demetri Martin
jumping two mouths
There are two types of paparazzi. The ones who hide who get you with your mouth hanging wide open or jumping up and down like an idiot on the street. I much prefer them to the ones who come out and follow you. Dianna Agron
jumping race lust
Students are too busy jumping through the next hurdle in the résumé race to figure out what they really want. They are too frantic tasting everything on the smorgasbord to have life-altering encounters. They have a terror of closing off options. They have been inculcated with a lust for prestige and a fear of doing things that may put their status at risk. David Brooks
puppets bangs process
You're not something that's a result of the big bang. You're not something that is a sort of puppet on the end of the process. You are still the process. You are the big bang, the original force of the universe.
puppets strings
We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings. Alan Moore
puppets gestures groups
They belonged to that vast group of human automata who go through life without neglecting to perform a single one of the gestures executed by the surrounding puppets. Edith Wharton
puppets festivals comedy
And then after the success at Melbourne Comedy Festival, then we regrouped back in LA and we went back into workshopping and decided to develop a proper show and that's when we started working on "Stuffed and Unstrung," which is a much bigger and sharper version of "Puppet Up." Brian Henson
puppets festivals aspens
We took a show to the Aspen Comedy Festival, called "Puppet Up" at that point, and in Aspen we just did three shows, and in Aspen, there was a producer from the Edinborough Fringe Festival, who said, "Please come to Edinborough."
puppets seem vampires
Puppets seem like vampires sometimes. They live, and you're depleted. Henry Selick
puppets likes sock
You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets. Daniel Tosh
puppets abba
Mahmoud Abbas is a puppet. Madeleine Albright
puppets serious attention
If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows, I would have been sent to therapy very young. Bob Balaban