![My grandma has never been impressed with the TV show [Desperate Housewives]. She was so angry because I was on television kissing a boy naked; she's very traditional. She said: "If I ever see you kissing that boy again...".](/assets/img/quote-photos/my-grandma-has-never-been-impressed-with-the-tv-show-desperate-housewives-she-638961652569546272.jpg)
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If Charlton Heston can have a constitutional right carry a rifle, why can't grandma have a constitutional right to health care? Al Sharpton
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