Famous Quotes & Sayings

George Carlin

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

Etgar Keret

The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.

Kyle Smith

The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.

Chris Christie

The fact is that, once you are the person - and Ms.[Hillary] Clinton is the person who injected this type of commentary [bigot] into this race [2016] - once you inject that type of commentary into this race, you can't then sit back and start complaining about it or have some of your handmaidens in the media complain about it.

David Mitchell

Folks with most to complain about seldom complain most.

Billy Eichner

I couldn't just get up every day and be miserable and complain.

Cher

Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.

Charles Goodyear

I am not disposed to complain that I have planted and others have gathered the fruits.

Benjamin Hoff

Unfortunately complaining is one thing Eeyores are not afraid to do. They grudgingly carry their thimbles to the Fountain of Life, then mumble and grumble that they weren't given enough.

Benjamin Franklin

Constant complaint is the poorest sort of pay for all the comforts we enjoy.

Benjamin Franklin

Those who are content have enough; those that complain, have too much.

Avicii

There's always haters, no matter what you're doing - whether they're complaining that everything you do sounds the same, or it's too different.

Dave Barry

I can snap your spine like a toothpick.

Glenn Beck

The worst is still ahead of us. But no one in Washington has the spine to tell you that.

Joseph Pilates

You're only as old as your spine.

Lorrie Moore

I missed him. Love, I realized, was something your spine memorized. There was nothing you could do about that.

Tom Watson

The golf swing is a violent swing. You twist, and your spine is under continual stress when you're making a golf swing. Your neck, your spine, your hands, your knees, everything.