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cousin sorry believe
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'. Chip Kidd
cousin love-you winning
Win, lose or draw, you're all my cousins and I love you. Chill Wills
cousin father sides
Bassett was a member of parliament and a cousin on my father's side of the family. My father delivered him and it became plain in later days that he must have dropped him. David Lange
cousin leader world
If George Bush can't get along with Stephen Harper, he can't get along with any world leader. They're ideological cousins, if not twins. David Taras
cousin uncles aunt
Our house was always full of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins. Bryan Clay
cousin believe gay
How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage. Bo Burnham
cousin kind closets
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. Bill Kelly
cousin queens ideas
Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry. Eddie Izzard
cousin war rothschild
The Goldschmidts had joined forces with other Rothschild cousins, the Bischoffsheims, to form a banking partnership which financed the North in the American Civil War. David Icke
twins anticipation born
Anticipation and Hope are born twins. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
twins
I had a twin, and he didn't make it. Jay Pharoah
twins sin dense
There are no identical twins, or forgivable sins. Ozzy Osbourne
twins stage
I'm using Fender Twin Reverbs and Fender Blues Devilles on stage. Ike Turner
twins twin-sister seriousness
When you swear, swear seriously and solemnly, but at the same time with a smile, for a smile is the twin sister of seriousness. Plato
twins knows
A twin knows exactly when the other one is spitting up, but that’s all they know about anything. Mary-Kate Olsen
twins twin-sister foolishness
Foolishness is a twin sister of wisdom. Witold Gombrowicz
twins foreigners ifs
I love the Twins, ... I bleed the Twins. That's all I know. If I go anywhere else, I'd be a foreigner. Torii Hunter
sometimes failing should
Do what is beyond your strength even should you fail sometimes. Charles Stewart Parnell
sometimes enjoy my-own
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes. Dave Chappelle
sometimes humans persons
You're not a bad person. But you sometimes do bad things. You know what that makes you? Human. David D. Burns
sometimes wonder sometimes-i-wonder
Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here. Cesar Romero
sometimes said shows
I didn’t just show up for work, as has sometimes been said. I also showed up to work. Cal Ripken, Jr.
sometimes coastal
I live a bi-coastal and sometimes tri-coastal life. Bryan Batt
sometimes readership seems
I'm sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part. Bryan Lee O'Malley
sometimes splendid wells
Well, very splendid and very frightening. But splendid things are often frightening. Sometimes, it's the fright that makes them splendid at all. Catherynne M. Valente
sometimes figures easier
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out Casey Stengel