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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
zero debt pay
The United States can pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that. So there is zero probability of default. Alan Greenspan
zero writing results
If I were to write anything at all, it would turn out to be nothing but talk about movies. In other words, take 'myself,' subtract 'movies,' and the result is 'zero.' Akira Kurosawa
zero take-me
Take me, subtract movies, and you get zero. Akira Kurosawa
zero people towers
I consider part of lower Manhattan to be hallowed ground. Nearly 3,000 people lost their lives in the World Trade Center towers... and for that reason alone, our nation should make absolutely sure that what gets built on Ground Zero is an inspiring tribute to all who loved the Twin Towers, worked in them, and died there. David Shuster
zero agriculture atmosphere
Essentially, by 2050 we need all activities outside agriculture to be near zero carbon emitting if we are to stop carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere growing David Miliband
zero taken ecosystems
To achieve true sustainability, we must reduce our "garbage index" - that which we permanently throw away into the environment that will not be naturally recycled for reuse - to near zero. Productive activities must be organized as closed systems. Minerals and other nonbiodegradable resources, once taken from the ground, must become a part of society's permanent capital stock and be recycled in perpetuity. Organic materials may be disposed into the natural ecosystems, but only in ways that assure that they are absorbed back into the natural production system. David Korten
zero children kids
I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids. David Cross
zero cigarette-smoke smoking
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. Dave Barry
zero law damn
Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero. David R. Ellis
size computer downloads
It's not the size of the hard drive that counts, it's how you download it. Chris Cooper
size problem sometimes
Sometimes our breakthrough begins when we refuse to be impressed with the size of our problem. Bill Johnson
size hindenburg comedy
I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg. Dick Cavett
size mechanic
I overcame size with mechanics. Edwin Moses
size easier bigger
Size is definitely relative. If you're bigger, they can see you easier. Chan Gailey
size
Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I. Delta Burke
size planets increase
Mainly because as women's education increases all around the planet, we find that family size tends to drop. Jane Goodall
size underestimate problem
Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems. Ashleigh Brilliant
size bodybuilder
Bodybuilders' cocks are the same size as everyone else's. Arnold Schwarzenegger