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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
literature privilege reason
Religion is dogmatic. Politic is ideological. Reason must be logical, but literature has a privilege of being equivocal. Carlos Fuentes
literature civility
The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none. Charles Dickens
literature potatoes poultry
Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips.
literature made should
I made a compact with myself that in my person literature should stand by itself, of itself, and for itself.
literature stealing plagiarism
If we steal thoughts from the moderns, it will be cried down as plagiarism; if from the ancients, it will be cried up as erudition. Charles Caleb Colton
literature prudence
There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence.
literature fool religious-bigotry
Bigotry murders religion to frighten fools with her ghost.
literature speech giants
The Grecian’s maxim would indeed be a sweeping clause in Literature; it would reduce many a giant to a pygmy; many a speech to a sentence; and many a folio to a primer.
literature action conflict
Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions.
pessimists time
Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have to time for the pitiful. Sean O'Faolain
pessimistic resurrection notes
There is not a single pessimistic note anywhere in the New Testament after the resurrection. Bill Vaughan
pessimistic opinion fantasy
If the general opinion is pessimistic, fantasy is going to hold its own. David Eddings
pessimist projects optimists-and-pessimists
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. Colin Mochrie
pessimist optimist doughnut
An optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees the whole. Navjot Singh Sidhu
pessimistic obligation
Nothing makes me more pessimistic than the obligation not to be pessimistic. Eugene Ionesco
pessimistic pessimist optimist
Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive. Mark Twain
pessimist optimist wells
A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.
pessimistic economy economist
The public is even more pessimistic about the economy than even the most bearish economists are. Nate Silver