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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
literature civility
The civility which money will purchase, is rarely extended to those who have none.
literature potatoes poultry
Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips.
literature made should
I made a compact with myself that in my person literature should stand by itself, of itself, and for itself.
literature stealing plagiarism
If we steal thoughts from the moderns, it will be cried down as plagiarism; if from the ancients, it will be cried up as erudition.
literature prudence
There is nothing more imprudent than excessive prudence.
literature fool religious-bigotry
Bigotry murders religion to frighten fools with her ghost.
literature speech giants
The Grecian’s maxim would indeed be a sweeping clause in Literature; it would reduce many a giant to a pygmy; many a speech to a sentence; and many a folio to a primer.
literature action conflict
Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions.
literature
We are so very 'umble.
pessimists time
Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have to time for the pitiful. Sean O'Faolain
pessimist projects optimists-and-pessimists
I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. Colin Mochrie
pessimistic opinion fantasy
If the general opinion is pessimistic, fantasy is going to hold its own. David Eddings
pessimistic resurrection notes
There is not a single pessimistic note anywhere in the New Testament after the resurrection. Bill Vaughan
pessimistic nervous trouble
Americans are nervous; Americans are restless; and what troubles me the most is that Americans are uncharacteristically pessimistic. Joni Eareckson Tada
pessimistic obligation
Nothing makes me more pessimistic than the obligation not to be pessimistic. Eugene Ionesco
pessimist cronies call-me
Some of my cronies call me a pessimist and a decadent, but there is always a background of faith behind resignation. Isaac Bashevis Singer
pessimist optimist doughnut
An optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees the whole. Navjot Singh Sidhu
pessimistic pessimist optimist
Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive. Mark Twain