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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
normal
How can you be afraid of women?” “Those ain’t normal women. Dave Barry
normal being-a-woman taboo
All the things that are taboo are the things that are not normal, and all the things that are not normal are the things that are exclusively about physically being a woman. Caitlin Moran
normal shot today
We've all bowled at Cadillac, but today wasn't like the normal Cadillac. It was a very playable shot but just a little different. Scott Carpenter
normal played settled
We started off very poorly. But we know what we can do. We just settled down and played our normal game. Joe Johnson
normal particular produce quantities traces
Coproporphyrin in particular is widespread; traces are present in normal urine and also in yeast. In special cultures, yeast can be made to produce considerable quantities of coproporphyrin. Hans Fischer
normal persons
I had to bring myself back down to being a normal person again. Aidan Quinn
normal appetite wells
I have an appetite for the normal in my life, as well as the abnormal. Benedict Cumberbatch
normal possible
We want it to be as normal as possible for the kids. Max Miller
normal possible setting
We want it be as normal a setting as possible and not have them stigmatized as being retarded. Jim Hall
ridiculous amount refining
I travel a ridiculous amount, so I've thought a lot about, and spent a lot of time refining, what I carry and how I carry it. David Pogue
ridiculous injury
I've had so many injuries in my life that it's ridiculous. Bear Grylls
ridiculous life-is comprehension
I thought: this is how life is, ridiculous beyond comprehension. Barbara Kingsolver
ridiculous tragic
Some lives are tragic, some ridiculous. Most are both at once. Edward Abbey
ridiculous disposition lively
She had a lively, playful disposition that delighted in anything ridiculous. Jane Austen
ridiculous building chairs
If a chair or a building is not functional … it is ridiculous. Donald Judd
ridiculous fit enough
I'm obsessive enough about getting fit, it's ridiculous. I'm 40 now, and I've got to stop doing it soon. I have to start getting fat and old! Daniel Craig
ridiculous worried ireland
I've lived in the UK for longer than I lived in Ireland. I'm not worried about myself, but it's ridiculous for youngsters. Dylan Moran
ridiculous pity humiliating
He understands my pity for his ridiculous, humiliating physical necessity. Anais Nin