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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
thank-you dog writing
Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog. Alan K. Simpson
thank-you answers doe
It is a pity that doing one's best does not always answer. Charlotte Bronte
thank-you rocks three
Thank you for the music, Sleater-Kinney. This gang of three was the best American punk rock band ever. Ever. Rob Sheffield
thank-you trying special
We have to put in our time every day to try and achieve and learn so that we can develop our talents and each of you, thank goodness, have special talents; each of you are special persons. Bruce Vento
thank-you daughter children
Where shall we see a better daughter, or a kinder sister, or a truer friend? Jane Austen
thank-you sweet love-you
It is weird. People will say, 'Oh my God, I love you.' And I'll say, 'Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you.' And the people who are walking around with me for the first time will say, 'I don't understand what happened. Somebody just told you they love you. I don't even understand what that means.' Cheryl Hines
thank-you christmas gratitude
Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value, to engage you to substantial gratitude. We thank them for nothing. Charles Lamb
thank-you gratitude grateful
For me, every hour is grace. And I feel gratitude in my heart each time I can meet someone and look at his or her smile. Elie Wiesel
thank-you people giving
We get a ton of email; everybody does now. It gives us a kind of a pulse that you can feel. We hear people saying, thank you for being fair, for being balanced. Brit Hume
kids london three
Everything has to be organised for kids in London - you can't just walk three roads to see a friend. Carol Vorderman
kids commitment whales
My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time. Carol Vorderman
kids important projects
I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope. Carlos Mencia
kids car would-be
It would be easier to make money in other sectors, but since I was a kid, I liked cars. Carlos Ghosn
kids boys years
I was never a Boy Scout, but oh, I wanted to be one when I was a kid about ten or eleven years old. But there wasn't anyplace where I could ever join the Boy Scouts. Carl Barks
kids warrior would-be
Kids like us don't often have the chance of meeting a great warrior like you. Would you have a little fencing match with me? It would be frightfully decent. C. S. Lewis
kids
We have no one to blame. That's what I wanted the kids to know. Tommy Amaker
kids
When your kids get on a bus, you want... Jim Allen
kids science
We want kids to think that they can think about science. They don't need to just play soccer. Miguel Nicolelis