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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
punctuality minutes meetings
The latest I like to be to meeting is 15 minutes early David O. McKay
punctuality method hinges
Method is the very hinge of business, and there is no method without punctuality. Richard Cecil
punctuality sole
Punctuality is the sole of business. Thomas Chandler Haliburton
get-up chairs
Stop rationalizing, stop stewing. Get up out of your chair and start doing. Denis Waitley
get-up steam inertia
... once you get up steam, you are carried helplessly along. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
get-up devices my-own
Left to my own devices I'd get up at midday every day of my life. Catherine McCormack
get-up humans
Nobody will leave any place unless they're forced out. That's the nature of humans. Once you're there, you're there. I've never seen anybody get up voluntarily and leave any place. Albert Brooks
get-up
For me, I always like to get up bright and early. Andre Rieu
get-up trump foreign-policy
I get these lightweights like Marco Rubio, he gets up and says'Oh, Donald Trump didn't talk about foreign policy'. Donald Trump
get-up gods-will asks
Never ask God to provide for you what you can provide for yourself. Get up and go get it because God will only provide what you can't. John Hagee
get-up
Let's get up here before we get killed! Henny Youngman
get-up
Many are called but few get up. Oliver Herford