Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alan Bennett

Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin

Chris Brown

My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.

Chloe Grace Moretz

My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.

David Sedaris

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'

Dave Barry

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

Dave Barry

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Dave Barry

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

Dave Barry

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

Catherine Bell

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.

Buddy Valastro

You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss,

Beverly Cleary

All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the washbasin. Ramona decorated the mound with toothpaste roses as if it was a toothpaste birthday cake

Eddie Izzard

Cake and tea or death?

Denise Van Outen

I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake.

Charles M. Schulz

Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code...

Sung Sohn

We've been able to have our cake and eat it too -- satisfy our demand for goods and services and at lower prices,

Jimmy Jackson

What we're seeing here is a cake walk compared to what people on I-45 are experiencing, ... There are people who have been on the road idling so long they ran out of gas.

Fadel Gheit

Unless (energy) prices collapse, earnings in 2006 will make 2005 look like a cake walk.

Benjamin Franklin

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.

Denis Norden

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

Charles de Lint

It was all cheese and applause.

Charles Manson

You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it.

Bobby Flay

I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time.

Benjamin Franklin

The misers cheese is wholesomest

Daniel Handler

Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.

Arthur Miller

Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!

Grace Slick

I fall down all the time because I'm such a klutz, but I have never broken a bone, and I don't eat milk or cheese ever. I like tofu cheese and soymilk in my coffee and cereal.

Dave Fredrickson

The proposal could potentially jeopardize decades of work and investment by America's dairy producers and quality ice cream and cheese processors.

Al Neuharth

Only cream and SOBs rise to the top.

Gary Phillips

We've always been famous for our homemade cream pies and hams.

Kathleen Rhodes

We were trendsetters, ... But people would joke 'Here comes the ice cream truck.' Now it's not unusual to see white limos at a funeral home.

Justin Smirk

We're being bounced around as robust crude supplies take the cream off a market driven up by geo-political concerns.

Mary Smith

We have really got the cream of the crop. No one complains.

Nick Watney

The cream rises to the top, those five guys are the top five. No surprises there.

Brian Craig

Last year, we probably had seven or eight teams ranked in the top 25. This year, we don't have as many, but Florida and Georgia are the cream of the crop.

James Kramer

She was working at an ice cream store, ... I stopped there, I saw her and I fell right in love.

Monica Crowley

Newt Gingrich would cream Barack Obama in a debate.

Stefan Persson

If there is a Swedish style, I cannot identify it.

Joel Kinnaman

I was a Swedish guy who listened to Too Short.

Mats Sundin

It's been a long wait for Swedish hockey.