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birthday tin cold
Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin Alan Bennett
birthday children nice
My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing. Chris Brown
birthday mom fashion
My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion. Chloe Grace Moretz
birthday nice party
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' David Sedaris
birthday sex eye
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. Dave Barry
birthday people age
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. Dave Barry
birthday age today
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! Dave Barry
birthday simple men
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. Dave Barry
birthday stars fun
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. Catherine Bell
cake boss
You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss, Buddy Valastro
cake rose littles
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the washbasin. Ramona decorated the mound with toothpaste roses as if it was a toothpaste birthday cake Beverly Cleary
cake tea
Cake and tea or death? Eddie Izzard
cake giving odd
I eat quite healthily normally but, like everyone, have relapses and give in to the odd cake. Denise Van Outen
cake house cottages
Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code... Charles M. Schulz
cake demand eat goods lower satisfy services
We've been able to have our cake and eat it too -- satisfy our demand for goods and services and at lower prices, Sung Sohn
cake compared idling people ran road seeing walk
What we're seeing here is a cake walk compared to what people on I-45 are experiencing, ... There are people who have been on the road idling so long they ran out of gas. Jimmy Jackson
cake earnings prices unless
Unless (energy) prices collapse, earnings in 2006 will make 2005 look like a cake walk. Fadel Gheit
cake political liberty
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. Benjamin Franklin
cheese harps pretension
What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions? Denis Norden
cheese applause
It was all cheese and applause. Charles de Lint
cheese-sandwiches people grilled-cheese
You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it. Charles Manson
cheeseburger i-can diets
I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time. Bobby Flay
cheese misers
The misers cheese is wholesomest Benjamin Franklin
cheesecake turns
Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later. Daniel Handler
cheese want swiss
Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese! Arthur Miller
cheese eat fall milk time
I fall down all the time because I'm such a klutz, but I have never broken a bone, and I don't eat milk or cheese ever. I like tofu cheese and soymilk in my coffee and cereal. Grace Slick
cheese cream dairy decades ice investment jeopardize producers proposal quality work
The proposal could potentially jeopardize decades of work and investment by America's dairy producers and quality ice cream and cheese processors. Dave Fredrickson
cream
Only cream and SOBs rise to the top. Al Neuharth
cream famous homemade
We've always been famous for our homemade cream pies and hams. Gary Phillips
cream funeral ice joke people unusual white
We were trendsetters, ... But people would joke 'Here comes the ice cream truck.' Now it's not unusual to see white limos at a funeral home. Kathleen Rhodes
cream crude driven market robust supplies
We're being bounced around as robust crude supplies take the cream off a market driven up by geo-political concerns. Justin Smirk
cream
We have really got the cream of the crop. No one complains. Mary Smith
cream five guys rises surprises top
The cream rises to the top, those five guys are the top five. No surprises there. Nick Watney
cream eight florida georgia last ranked seven teams top
Last year, we probably had seven or eight teams ranked in the top 25. This year, we don't have as many, but Florida and Georgia are the cream of the crop. Brian Craig
cream fell ice saw stopped
She was working at an ice cream store, ... I stopped there, I saw her and I fell right in love. James Kramer
cream newt obama
Newt Gingrich would cream Barack Obama in a debate. Monica Crowley
swedish
If there is a Swedish style, I cannot identify it. Stefan Persson
swedish
I was a Swedish guy who listened to Too Short. Joel Kinnaman
swedish wait
It's been a long wait for Swedish hockey. Mats Sundin