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witty humorous idiot
What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles de Gaulle
witty profound sublime
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton
witty expression order
Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds.... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects. Charles Simmons
witty stars home
Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. Ricky Gervais
witty should-have purses
Every woman should have a purse of her own. Susan B. Anthony
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
witty stupid party
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties. Dave Barry
witty time compelling-reason
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. Dave Barry
witty technology promise
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn. Dave Barry
sunshine self ugly
But self-satisfaction, if as buoyant as gas, has an ugly trick of collapsing when full blown, and facts are stony things that refuse to melt away in the sunshine of a smile. Agnes Repplier
sunshine two people
There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them. Dave Barry
sunshine people umbrella
The American people never carry an umbrella. They prepare to walk in eternal sunshine. Al Smith
sunshine clothes daddy
I'm gonna design my own fleet of trailers. No! I'm gonna record an album like Jennifer Lopez. It'll be an acoustic version of K.C. and the Sunshine Band. Then maybe I'll design a line of clothes like Puff Daddy, but all in synthetic fur. Brad Pitt
sunshine supposed
Wow, I'm shocked. Supposed to be Sunshine City. I'm shocked. Vince Young
sunshine arizona red
Arizona is gorgeous. The sunshine in Arizona is gorgeous red. Cecilia Bartoli
sunshine years fuel
The sunshine that strikes American roads each year contains more energy than all the fossil fuels used by the entire world. Denis Hayes
sunshine joy sorrow
Read this and thought of you: Through joy and through sorrow, I wrote. Through hunger and through thirst, I wrote. Through good report and through ill report, I wrote. Through sunshine and through moonshine, I wrote. What I wrote it is unnecessary to say. ~ Edgar Allen Poe Edgar Allan Poe
sunshine night bipolar
I'm really quite bipolar, and the depressed times, when everything felt like night, sometimes you get to such a low point that you physically beat at it until it bleeds - as you would say - bleeds till sunshine. David Bowie
cowboys feast poor run thanksgiving
The Cowboys will look to make a Thanksgiving feast out of Chicago's poor run defense. ... Drew Henson
cowboys expected kicked
The Cowboys kicked our butt. They executed better than we did. I never would have expected it. Brandon Short
cowboys easy plan talk tried visible
The Cowboys have tried to be visible from a long way back, before it was necessarily in vogue. You know, it's easy to talk the talk, but it's another thing to actually get out and put the plan in place. Jerry Jones
cowboys draft gets happens
The Cowboys have to draft a quarterback. What happens if Bledsoe gets hurt? Joe Theismann
cowboys games gone record smith
The Cowboys have a so-and-so record (something terrific) in games in which Emmitt Smith has gone over 100 yards. John Riggins
cowboy fans
There are a lot of Cowboy fans everywhere. Roy H. Williams
cowboy man type work
Patrick Swayze is a fantastic man and an inspiration to work with. He is a fearless cowboy type and a movie icon. Travis Fimmel
cowboys encourage fans game listen radio sound turn tv
What we'd like to do is encourage Cowboys fans to turn down the TV sound and listen to our flagship radio station. Just like on game day. Rich Dalrymple
cowboy days love platform vintage
I love vintage cowboy boots, and some days I'm into platform stilettos encrusted in jewels. It's really all over the place. Kacey Musgraves