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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
teeth lips sermons
The most effective sermons are those which make opposers of the Gospel bite their lips and gnash their teeth. Charles Spurgeon
teeth green hello
The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green. Dave Barry
teeth sin holy
If the Holy Communion touched my teeth, I thought that was a mortal sin Edna O'Brien
teeth
I like to see life with its teeth out. Janet Frame
teeth tomorrow
The woman named Tomorrow sits with a hairpin in her teeth and takes her time Carl Sandburg
teeth toothbrushes brushes
I brush my teeth with a Sonicare toothbrush before every show. David Copperfield
teeth rich humans
human urine is both nutrient-rich and an effective tooth whitener Christopher McDougall
teeth fairy-tale tales
Every fairy tale had a bloody lining. Every one had teeth and claws. Alice Hoffman
teeth behinds
Behind every smile there's teeth. Confucius
brushes counting leaving-me
In counting gifts, to one thousand, more, I discover that slapping a sloppy brush of thanksgiving over everything in my life leaves me deeply thankful for very few things in my life. Ann Voskamp
brushes lived natural pencils
We lived in my father's studio, so there were the brushes and the pencils and the paint. So it would - it was very natural for me to want to paint, I think, and it was never a question. Jamie Wyeth
brushes
I will preach with my brush. Henry Ossawa Tanner
brushes broads attacking
I'm not attacking liberals with a broad brush. Howard Dean
brushes course oils supplies sure watercolor
They have oils and brushes and supplies. I'm sure if they do a watercolor course they would have supplies for that as well. Jeanne Board
brushes daft
You'd have to be daft as a brush to say you didn't like Pink Floyd. John Lydon
brushes daft
Daft as a brush? I'm daft, but I'm not daft as a brush! Paul Gascoigne
brushes oneself
In the brush doing what it is doing, it will stumble on what one could not do by oneself. Robert Motherwell