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There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
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When I was little, we used to have Atari. Rachel Dratch
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What's so interesting is that the Aborigine language is all handed down from generation to generation - it's not a written language. Debra Wilson
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner
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An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner
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No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner
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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. Ring Lardner
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The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. Ring Lardner
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The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. Ring Lardner
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We're in an inflection point where it's cheaper to learn to read on a tablet computer than it is to learn to read on paper. And that being the case, it's only a matter of time before every 6-year-old kid has a tablet computer, and we know for a fact, 3- to 4-year-old kids are using tablets and iPads, and 75 and 80 year olds are using them. Michael J. Saylor
cheaper hard
With Nintendo content, it's going to make it hard for Microsoft, and (Nintendo) is probably going to come in at a cheaper price. Zachary Liggett
cheaper fair life millions
Life is not getting any cheaper for millions of American families, ... It's only fair to let them keep more of their hard-earned money. William Roth
cheaper easier longer reforms run
Macro reforms have become entrenched and made it cheaper and easier to run a business, and are no longer questioned. Nazmeera Moola
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Yes, the United States is still the great meritocracy it's always been; but now, if you aren't brilliant or beautiful or both, there isn't much to do, because they can do it cheaper in Shanghai or Mumbai. Elizabeth Wurtzel
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This was never designed as ambulance space, ... It's cheaper for us to move somewhere else and start from scratch than try to refurbish this. Joe Johnson
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If you take the '70s with Blaxploitation pictures, there was a proliferation of black-content films and motion pictures, television, stage plays and so forth at a time when Hollywood was in trouble financially, and it was cheaper to do black films to keep the lights on until they could reestablish themselves. Glynn Turman
cheaper food music people pillows stuffed
If we want to fight people in the world, we should fight them with pillows - pillows stuffed with food, medicine, music... That would be so much cheaper than bombs. Alice Walker
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One of the symptoms of an absence of innovation is the fact that you lose your jobs. Everyone else catches up with you. They can do what you do better than you or cheaper than you. And in a multinational corporate-free market enterprise, it is the company's obligation to take the factory to a place where they can make it more cheaply. Neil deGrasse Tyson
everybody experience hard ice trying year
We want them to experience what it's like to be in that situation. This has been a hard year for everyone -- not just the kids, but everybody off the ice who are trying so hard to make this thing work. Trent Yawney
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We want to treat everybody the same, ... provide the same level of service whether it's three in the morning or three in the afternoon. David Burns
everybody helped thank
We want to thank everybody who helped us, Alan Henderson
everybody nobody sound
We want to sound like everybody and nobody at the same time. Jamie Varley
everybody losses prepared record
We want to show everybody we belong. Our record doesn't matter. All those losses prepared us for this. Alexis Karel
everybody segment
We want to see something that's going to be a win-win for everybody and not just for one segment of the population. Larry Glass
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I've always been the locker-room jokester, the fun guy, the guy who keeps it loose and easy. But also, on Sundays, the guy in that huddle jumping up and down, telling guys, 'Hey, get it going. Let's go.' Firing everybody up. So I'm part relaxation therapist and part Red Bull. Michael Strahan
everybody half million racing until
Until about 20 (laps) to go, and then everybody is going to be racing for that million and a half dollars. Greg Biffle
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We've always been known as a soft program, a finesse program -- all about speed, whatever. We're just trying to go out and show everybody this isn't the Gators that you're used to looking at. We're trying to show them that we're really tough and that we're really going to go out and play. Jarvis Herring
heck
Where the heck have you been all year? J. J. Johnson
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Watching film, (the problems) weren't anything major. It was just little missed assignments. We weren't releasing to the linebacker quick enough. We weren't moving our feet. We ran too wide. We had a multitude of little things that we've worked like heck this week to correct. W. S. Gilbert
heck
We're going to put on one heck of a show, Charles Hayward
heck hunting morning supposed
(We) were supposed to go hunting the morning he got killed. He was a heck of a hunter, a heck of a fisherman. James Byrd
hecklers gone elements
I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue. Billy Connolly
heckling rooms ratchets
Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax. Demetri Martin
heck people scoring
She's a heck of an athlete. We have to have diversified scoring where we get some other people some points. Tim DeBruycker
heck throwing
She pitched a heck of a game. Kristen is throwing very well right now. Kathy Smelstor
heck horses ran though
She ran a heck of a race. I though she could outrun those horses. I didn't know about the mud. Andy Leggio
needs normal spirit
If we walk in the Spirit daily, surrendered to His power, we have the right to expect anything we need to hear from God. The Holy Spirit living within us and speaking to us ought to be the natural, normal lifestyle of believers. Charles Stanley
needs speak ashamed
He that is ashamed to speak the truth has need to be ashamed of himself. Charles Spurgeon
needs lord rejoice
When it is the Lord’s work in which we rejoice, we need not be afraid of being too glad. Charles Spurgeon
needs inbreds values
The need for values is inbred. Their content is not. Alan Greenspan
needs wealth rich
I can walk. It's just that I'm so rich I don't need to. Alan Bennett
needs enough boycott
When you're dealing with boycotts, you don't need everyone. You just need enough to be effective. Al Sharpton
needs bronx bodyguard
I don't need bodyguards. I'm from the South Bronx. Al Pacino
needs logic found
We have been snared in the coils of a spurious logic which insists that if we have found Him we need no more seek Him. Aiden Wilson Tozer
needs way sticks
The best way to prove that a stick is crooked is to set a straight one beside it. No words need to be spoken. Aiden Wilson Tozer
paying ripped
We are getting ripped off. We are not getting what we are paying for. John Curry
paying people
People aren't paying to see the Kevin McHale show, they're paying to see the cast of 'Glee.' Kevin McHale
paying-taxes taxes
I don't like paying taxes, same as everybody else. Charles Payne
paying possible responsibility simply sure taxpayers
When we see a possible discrepancy, we need to investigate to make sure the taxpayers are not paying for something that simply doesn't exist. It's our responsibility to investigate that discrepancy. It's our responsibility to the people, really. Sandra King
paying percent trouble
So far, we haven't had any trouble getting it, but we're paying 10 percent to 15 percent more for plywood, Chris Sheridan
paying reading stuck
So, I got stuck reading for them and paying the bill. Chris McKay
paying sad
We want this thing killed. This is a joke, and the sad thing is, we're paying for it. Doug Martin
paying ultimately
No matter who is watching or paying the paycheck, we are ultimately each our own boss. Kristin Armstrong
paying sheriff toward
We are more than paying our own way toward sheriff services. Rick Savage