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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss. Dick Gregory
american-comedian commercial forget hammer home might point standard
There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better. Todd Barry
american-comedian baby coming man straight white
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world! Lea DeLaria
american-comedian bed early man
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. James Thurber
american-comedian love
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person. James Thurber
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
american-comedian failure love rather success
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns
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I throw it all in there, Kung Fu, blaxploitation, horror. Keenen Ivory Wayans
cheaper designed move scratch somewhere start
This was never designed as ambulance space, ... It's cheaper for us to move somewhere else and start from scratch than try to refurbish this. Joe Johnson
cheaper computer kid kids matter point tablet tablets time using
We're in an inflection point where it's cheaper to learn to read on a tablet computer than it is to learn to read on paper. And that being the case, it's only a matter of time before every 6-year-old kid has a tablet computer, and we know for a fact, 3- to 4-year-old kids are using tablets and iPads, and 75 and 80 year olds are using them. Michael J. Saylor
cheaper great states united
Yes, the United States is still the great meritocracy it's always been; but now, if you aren't brilliant or beautiful or both, there isn't much to do, because they can do it cheaper in Shanghai or Mumbai. Elizabeth Wurtzel
cheaper hard
With Nintendo content, it's going to make it hard for Microsoft, and (Nintendo) is probably going to come in at a cheaper price. Zachary Liggett
cheaper fair life millions
Life is not getting any cheaper for millions of American families, ... It's only fair to let them keep more of their hard-earned money. William Roth
cheaper easier longer reforms run
Macro reforms have become entrenched and made it cheaper and easier to run a business, and are no longer questioned. Nazmeera Moola
cheaper clear general job orbit path people project research
One thing I really like about the job is that we have a very clear path to betterment of the general public. If our project succeeds, and we're able to place payloads in orbit much cheaper than we do now, a lot of people win. We'll get a lot more research in space. Danny Davis
cheaper extremely far felt hundred increasing known last pressure shooting stop technology understood work
For the last 10 years, I've felt increasing pressure to stop shooting film and start shooting video, but I've never understood why. It's cheaper to work on film, it's far better looking, it's the technology that's been known and understood for a hundred years, and it's extremely reliable. Christopher Nolan
cheaper company future perhaps point taking view
with a view to taking over the whole company at some future point in time, and perhaps at a cheaper level. John Meyer
everybody ourselves prove top
We have to go out there and prove ourselves to where they can't say we're not a top-five team. You don't want everybody out there saying, 'Oh, you're the No. 1 team.' We want to come out and prove to ourselves that we can be a top team. H. Hart
everybody opinion team together
We have to get together as a team and just talk. What is going on right now should not be happening. Everybody has their own opinion of what's going on and things we have to do. Rahshon Clark
everybody housing says tried
We have no place to go. We tried the housing authority, we tried every place to get a house, but everybody says they can't do it. Bob Thomas
everybody gets guys
When everybody gets healthy, I think we're going to like our roster, ... We like the guys we have. Tony Dungy
everybody goal goes sees top
When your top goal scorer goes out, everybody sees it. Ken Hitchcock
everybody good
We want everybody up here having a good weekend. Bob Whitelaw
everybody good
We want everybody to have a good time. Jack Fultz
everybody problems willing
We want everybody to be satisfied, ... We are more than willing to participate in resolving any problems that need to be resolved. John Gorman
everybody matter players possibly realm top
We want everybody to be one of the top players in the league, and it's not out of the realm of possibly to do that. We've got all the ingredients. It's just a matter of doing it. Geno Auriemma
heck
Where the heck have you been all year? J. J. Johnson
heckling rooms ratchets
Sometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax. Demetri Martin
heck missed moving multitude quick ran releasing watching week worked
Watching film, (the problems) weren't anything major. It was just little missed assignments. We weren't releasing to the linebacker quick enough. We weren't moving our feet. We ran too wide. We had a multitude of little things that we've worked like heck this week to correct. W. S. Gilbert
heck
We're going to put on one heck of a show, Charles Hayward
heck hunting morning supposed
(We) were supposed to go hunting the morning he got killed. He was a heck of a hunter, a heck of a fisherman. James Byrd
heck throwing
She pitched a heck of a game. Kristen is throwing very well right now. Kathy Smelstor
heck horses ran though
She ran a heck of a race. I though she could outrun those horses. I didn't know about the mud. Andy Leggio
hecklers gone elements
I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue. Billy Connolly
heck knew nobody people rat rod
People were like, 'What the heck is that thing?' ... Nobody knew what a rat rod was back then. Kevin Lafferty
needs objection travel ultimately
We have no objection that he travel if ultimately this is what needs to be done for him to get treatment. Michel Brunache
needs people specific
We have needs for people with specific backgrounds and training." () Alan McCoy
needs university
Not everybody needs to go to university; they can get out and start working straight away. Alan Sugar
needs normal spirit
If we walk in the Spirit daily, surrendered to His power, we have the right to expect anything we need to hear from God. The Holy Spirit living within us and speaking to us ought to be the natural, normal lifestyle of believers. Charles Stanley
needs product quite today
The product we had for today wasn't quite where it needs to be yet, Roy Blunt
needs different checks
Science is different to all other systems of thought because you dont need faith in it, you can check that it works. Brian Cox
needs attention hollywood
The dominant theory coming out of Hollywood is that peoples' attention spans are getting shorter and shorter and they need more stimulation. Brian Eno
needs tools deer
Small businesses no longer need to feel like a deer in the headlights when considering constructing or updating their Web sites. With ClickThings what you see is what you get, unlike some other competitive Web-based Website building tools. Boomer Esiason
needs generations use
The only way to create a foundational document that could stand the test of time was to build in enough flexibility that later generations would be able to adapt it to their own needs and uses. Diane Wood
paying people
People aren't paying to see the Kevin McHale show, they're paying to see the cast of 'Glee.' Kevin McHale
paying-taxes taxes
I don't like paying taxes, same as everybody else. Charles Payne
paying percent trouble
So far, we haven't had any trouble getting it, but we're paying 10 percent to 15 percent more for plywood, Chris Sheridan
paying reading stuck
So, I got stuck reading for them and paying the bill. Chris McKay
paying ripped
We are getting ripped off. We are not getting what we are paying for. John Curry
paying possible responsibility simply sure taxpayers
When we see a possible discrepancy, we need to investigate to make sure the taxpayers are not paying for something that simply doesn't exist. It's our responsibility to investigate that discrepancy. It's our responsibility to the people, really. Sandra King
paying
On stage, you've got dialogue you've learned. You've got a paying audience. It couldn't be better, you know? Guy Pearce
paying problem school seemed states teach
One of the big things that Boise seemed to have a problem with at this school. Was that we were paying to teach all these teachers, but they were going to other states because of better pay and what not. Verlene Powell
paying
But there are more asteroids out there, so we should be paying attention. Clark Chapman