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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
boyfriend goes home jennifer job reality truly
The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine. David Schwimmer
boyfriend travel father
But the love of adventure was in father's blood. Buffalo Bill
boyfriend despite discussed doctors entered found marriage pregnant stop
I was 21 and had been going out with my boyfriend for two years when I found out I was pregnant - despite being told by doctors that I was sterile. Jamie's father and I hadn't discussed marriage, and to me, it wasn't something to be entered into just to stop gossip. Joanna Lumley
boyfriend dad father
My father wouldn't get us a TV, he wouldn't allow a TV in the house. Janis Joplin
boyfriend fun husband
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell. Brandon Sanderson
boyfriend girl cute-relationship
Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships Cecily von Ziegesar
boyfriend happens helped problems understand
She helped me with my problems if I had boyfriend issues. She said everything happens for a reason. ... But I don't understand why this happened. Ashley Thomas
boyfriend father men
Do you know that other than my father, I've never had a man take care of me? Dionne Warwick
boyfriend worth
She wasn't worth the effort. Her boyfriend can have her back. Mickey Rourke
father school law
My parents were both from the East and had moved to San Francisco only so my father could go to law school there. Carre Otis
father psych hands
Because religion has such a compelling hold on the deep psyches of so many people, feminists cannot afford to leave it in the hands of the fathers. Carol P. Christ
father long guy
My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.
father guy kind
My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'
father influence huge
My father was a huge influence on me.
father years three
My father was having an affair with a 16-year-old when Mum was pregnant with me. She found out when I was three weeks old and left, not surprisingly. Carol Vorderman
father america nebraska
Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska. Carlos Mencia
father mean son
In the name of the Fathers, and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost, here goes-I mean Amen. C. S. Lewis
father boxes please
Father! Can I box him? Please!