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dad thinking magazines
I think I discovered my first, you know, my first image of a naked woman was sort of sneaking a peek at one of those magazines that was in my dad's store. Aasif Mandvi
dad mean thinking
For my parents it was all about getting a deal, my dad came to America and he heard of this concept of brunch. He didn't quite know what it was. And he thought it was this other meal that existed between breakfast and lunch. He was kind of like - I remember he sort of was like America has so much food that between breakfast and lunch they have to stop and eat again. They have brunch. It was completely legal it was, like, a legal meal that you could have. I mean, clearly it wasn't the only reason he came to America, but I think it certainly sweetened the pot for him. Aasif Mandvi
dad school men
I don't know what I'd have become if I hadn't been a footballer; I wrote down 'dustbin man' on a careers questionnaire at school till my dad made me change it to 'joiner'. Alan Shearer
dads fact increases lives risk substance
The fact that so many dads are AWOL (absent) in their teens' lives increases the teens' risk of substance abuse, Joseph Califano
dad people publishing record songs though
When I was 13, I told my dad I needed to record myself because I sounded awesome, even though I didn't. By 18, I was a lot better. Then I got a publishing deal, so I was writing songs for other people professionally. Meghan Trainor
dad walked
When I was 12, my dad took me to see 'You Got Served.' I walked out a whole different person. Shameik Moore
dad hand life lucky
I was lucky to have my dad in my life. As crazy as things got, I always had him to put his hand on my shoulder. Sharon Stone
dad enjoy everybody work
I really got to see my dad enjoy every day that he was working. Everybody should be able to have this much fun when they go to work. Tyler Ritter
dad home involved landscape loved singing stuff work
I know when I'm not dancing, and I go home, I usually work with my dad, who's an electrician. So I do stuff like that. I used to be a landscape gardener. I loved that job. But I'd like to be involved with entertainment. Singing or something, I guess. Tristan MacManus
funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
kitchen want sushi
I want to take you away from this," I say, motioning around the kitchen, spastic. "From sushi and elves and... STUFF. Bret Easton Ellis
kitchen peanut-butter lists
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. Dave Barry
kitchen lazy made
The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy. Jamie Oliver
kitchen important may
The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things. Jasmine Guy
kitchen thieves robin-hood
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. Alan Rickman
kitchen tables shrines
Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god. Charles Buck
kitchen life-is forget
Everything in life is a checklist, whether it's building a birdhouse or building a kitchen. If you don't have a checklist, you're much more likely to forget something. Brian Tracy
kitchen
I sympathize with every kitchen porter. Jamie Bell
kitchen wells poisoning
Poisoning rarely happens in a well-managed kitchen. C. J. Cherryh
took
I think I just took a while to know myself. I went on a journey to find out. I was a bit wild. Trinny Woodall
took
'Scarface,' I remember going to see that with my father. We didn't know what to expect; we did not know what to expect. I was a kid, and my father took me, and we didn't leave. It was so disturbing, but we loved it. Larenz Tate
took
We started out sluggish. It took us a while to get in our groove. Jason Swearingen
took
Our Redeemer took upon Himself all the sins, pains, infirmities, and sicknesses of all who have ever lived and will ever live. James E. Faust
took
Vail's a very important place for me. Everyone kind of took me in and accepted me in that town, and they still have to this day. I wouldn't be a downhill skier if I hadn't been there. Lindsey Vonn
took worked
When we got to our feet, I wanted to make something happen, so I took a chance. It worked out for me. Nate Gallick
took
She never complained about being sick. She took it all in stride. Barbara Green
took tour
Mohammad and I took a tour of the devastation. Jalal Farzaneh
took woman
She was a fortune-teller, and she took this woman for a fortune. Gary Gambardella
wealthy
Nothing is more intolerable than a wealthy woman. Juvenal
wealthy wanted
I always wanted to be wealthy. I did. Carl Lewis
wealthy
We don't want to be a place where you have to be wealthy to live here. George Twigg
wealthy
I think this is a very wealthy country. Lakpa Sherpa
wealthy
I'm really calling for major jobs, because the wealthy are going create tremendous jobs. They're going to expand their companies. Donald Trump
wealthy
I'm not ridiculously wealthy, but I don't squander money either. Slash
wealthy
This is a very big drive, and this is not a wealthy area, Charles Potter
wealthy
They were wealthy and there have to be more. Ann Thompson
wealthy
I can see where they wouldn't want this to happen, but when you get up around $4,000 ... I don't have that kind of money. I never was and never will be a wealthy person. Fred Lawrence