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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
respected special teams
Our special teams is the most respected part of our team.
respect
out of respect we will not be doing anything for the moment.
respect
out of respect for what he's done here. Paul DePodesta
respect
out of respect for the will of the people. Arnold Schwarzenegger
respect
Out of respect for Jerry, I can't say anything more.
respect route taken
Respect is really only a devious route taken by violence.
respect
Respect a man, he will do it the more.
respect eye men
I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
respect science intelligent
We are an intelligent species and the use of our intelligence quite properly gives us pleasure. In this respect the brain is like a muscle. When we think well, we feel good. Understanding is a kind of ecstasy. Carl Sagan
women
Survivor. With all the women together, there's no modesty. Jeff Probst
women community progress
I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved. B. R. Ambedkar
women war world
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
women law opinion
No written law has ever been more binding than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion. Carrie Chapman Catt
women distance giving
To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves.
women empowering inspirational-women
I survived because I was tougher than anybody else. Bette Davis
women
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day Heinrich Heine
women
It is always the village women who drive these things. Stephen Lewis
women
I think it's sexy when women have shapely bodies. Jaime Pressly