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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
parent religion indifferent
The universe, he observed, makes rather an indifferent parent, I am afraid.
parent kind theater
My parents certainly didn't have anything to do with the theater. I'm some kind of accident. Alan Rickman
parent pious
My parents are deeply pious Hindus. Akhil Sharma
parenthood checks planned-parenthood
I never wrote a check to Planned Parenthood. Chris Christie
parent age pressure
My parents from a very young age raised my sister and I under a pressure to achieve. Theyre both attorneys. So good marks, getting through university, there was a huge emphasis and pressure to do well and keep going. David Schwimmer
parent projection
Your parents are your projection-nothing more. Byron Katie
parent musician
Both of my parents were musicians. Bryan White
parent wanted accountants
My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant. Bruno Tonioli
parents tap trying word
We are aggressively trying to get the word out to parents about how they can tap into this resource. John Whiting
parks bears investment
Bears don't live on Park Avenue. Bernard Baruch
parks pigeons
I'll sit in the park and feed the pigeons for a while.' We don't have pigeons.' Then I'll feed the pterodactyls. Dean Koontz
parks steps chance
When it's your chance to step up to the plate, just hit it out of the park, and everybody will forget about everything that came before. Brian McKnight
parks-and-recreation littles balls
Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot. Aziz Ansari
parks reality serious texans unless
The reality is parks are in serious trouble. Unless you own your own ranch, the parks are what most Texans have to go to.
parks skate watch
We got skate parks in different states, but me skating? Nah, I'm too gangster; I can't rock with it. But I watch it. Birdman
parks prison mates
Prison's a walk in the park compared with being sectioned, mate, it really is. Adam Ant
parks glaciers national-parks
Glaciers are almost gone from Glacier National Park Donella Meadows
parks-and-rec entertainment tvs
Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest. Andy Kindler