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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
parent religion indifferent
The universe, he observed, makes rather an indifferent parent, I am afraid. Charles Dickens
parent kind theater
My parents certainly didn't have anything to do with the theater. I'm some kind of accident. Alan Rickman
parent pious
My parents are deeply pious Hindus. Akhil Sharma
parenthood checks planned-parenthood
I never wrote a check to Planned Parenthood. Chris Christie
parent age pressure
My parents from a very young age raised my sister and I under a pressure to achieve. Theyre both attorneys. So good marks, getting through university, there was a huge emphasis and pressure to do well and keep going. David Schwimmer
parent projection
Your parents are your projection-nothing more. Byron Katie
parent musician
Both of my parents were musicians. Bryan White
parents tap trying word
We are aggressively trying to get the word out to parents about how they can tap into this resource. John Whiting
parents teach
When you teach your son, you teach your son's son.
parks pigeons
I'll sit in the park and feed the pigeons for a while.' We don't have pigeons.' Then I'll feed the pterodactyls. Dean Koontz
parks bears investment
Bears don't live on Park Avenue. Bernard Baruch
parks-and-recreation littles balls
Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot. Aziz Ansari
parks reality serious texans unless
The reality is parks are in serious trouble. Unless you own your own ranch, the parks are what most Texans have to go to.
parks steps chance
When it's your chance to step up to the plate, just hit it out of the park, and everybody will forget about everything that came before. Brian McKnight
parks safest
It is one of the safest parks in the world.
parks rosa
I was here when Rosa Parks started and I just wanted to be here when she departed, Joseph Lowery
parks glaciers national-parks
Glaciers are almost gone from Glacier National Park Donella Meadows
parks-and-rec entertainment tvs
Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest. Andy Kindler