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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
nobody-knows
Any business is the same in the beginning because nobody knows where it's going to ride. Carolina Herrera
nobody
We have no one like Brandon Roy. Nobody does. Jim Calhoun
nobody state
We got to the state championship game. Nobody can take that away from us. Pete Summerbell
nobody win
With two outs and nobody on you feel like you're going to win a ballgame, ... We just did not get big hits. Bobby Cox
nobody
We're just here to play basketball. When we were 2-5, nobody was protesting, so that's just how it is.
nobody season three wants
We're really cornered. Nobody wants our season to end in three games. We just have to keep working.
nobody
I feel nobody has limits. It's all in your head. If you have a big dream, go after it and go get it. Romeo Miller
nobody olive quite
I don't have olive skin. Nobody could tell from my skin that I'm Mediterranean. I'm quite fair, and I do burn easily. Rory Bremner
nobody process pulled
The process is ongoing, nobody has pulled the plug,