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sheep chocolate pudding
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants Chris Farley
sheep church goats
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats Charles Spurgeon
sheep belief command
Ask the sheep for their beliefs... Do you kill on God's command? Dave Mustaine
sheep legs
To say a sheep has 5 legs doesn't make it so. Abraham Lincoln
sheep needs herds
I've always thought that anyone who needs to join a herd so badly must be a bit of a sheep himself. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
sheep would-be shepherds
They would be the shepherds over us, their sheep. Certainly such an arrangement presupposes that they are naturally superior to the rest of us. And certainly we are fully justified in demanding from the legislators and organizers proof of this natural superiority. Frederic Bastiat
sheep protect
To protect the sheep, you gotta catch the wolf. And it takes a wolf to catch a wolf, you understand? Denzel Washington
sheep goats concern
The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern. Edna Ferber
sheep body cows
Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow. Benjamin Franklin
peter programmed
My iPod that was programmed by Peter Buck. It has 7,000 songs hand-picked for me by him. Michael Stipe
pet time
One time I went to pet it, and it nipped at me. Marjorie Belka
pet gave-up
There was a point when I almost gave up. I couldn't feed myself. I couldn't feed my pets. Eleanor Mondale
pet public ridiculed school teacher
I was ridiculed in public school for being smart. A teacher's pet. Julia Glass
peter
If I say often enough that I'm going to be in 'King Kong,' I'm hoping that Peter Jackson will take the hint. Ian Mckellen
petrified
I don't even like walking up a ladder; I'm petrified of heights. Simon Fowler
peter
The thing about working with Peter Jackson is that, at the end of the day, he is a passionate artist. William Kircher
pet
I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation. Whoopi Goldberg
pet
One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world. Philippe Cousteau, Jr.
irs taxes-funny income
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Dave Barry
irs rooms taxes
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it. Dave Barry
irs elements weight
Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs). Dmitri Mendeleev
irs
Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. Michael Moriarty
irs
Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary. Jeffrey Kelson
irs world
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. Bob Thaves
irs
What the IRS Doesn't Want You to Know. Martin Kaplan
irs taxation tests
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form Laurence J. Peter
irs looking pay percent plus tax
You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures. Frank Degen