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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
scotland rough-edges doctrine
The old truth that Calvin preached, that Augustine preached, that Paul preached, is the truth that I must preach to-day, or else be false to my conscience and my God. I cannot shape the truth; I know of no such thing as paring off the rough edges of a doctrine. John Knox's gospel is my gospel. That which thundered through Scotland must thunder through England again. Charles Spurgeon
scotland half denmark
The second half was easy to sum up - and absolute shambles! (on England losing to Denmark 4-1) Alan Hansen
scotland glasses tea
A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea. Catherine Helen Spence
scotland space progress
James's expedition to Scotland is wholly imaginary, though there appears to have been space for it during Henry's progress to the North to pay his devotions at Beverley Minster. Charlotte Mary Yonge
scotland looks switzerland
I look upon Switzerland as an inferior sort of Scotland. Sydney Smith
scotland fantasy faux
I had a fantasy that i'd drift up to Scotland and spend my life as a faux bodhisattua. David Bowie
scotland states courses
The question is not whether Scotland can survive as a separate state. Of course it could. Alistair Darling
scotland people mind
The South is one of those kingdoms of the mind, like India or Scotland, that are neat and understandable only to people who have never been there. Alistair Cooke
scotland independence generations
We are Scotland's independence generation. And our time is now Alex Salmond
oil scandal months
The Iraqi Free Press, which did not exist 18 months ago because there was no such thing as the Iraqi Free Press, broke a story about the U.N. Oil-for-Food scandal, which could potentially turn out to be the largest scandal in history. Chris Chocola
oil hair use
My hair does get really frizzy, so I use a de-frizzing serum from Bumble and Bumble, and also Moroccan Oil is some really good stuff. Plus, I can't live without my Burt's Bees lip balm! Chloe Bridges
oil soil fingers
If one finger brings oil it soils the others. Chinua Achebe
oil priorities needs
Some argue we should get coal, oil and gas out of the ground as quickly as possible, build more pipelines and make as much money as we can selling it here and abroad. Their priorities are the economy and meeting short-term energy needs so we can live the lives to which we've become accustomed. David Suzuki
oil water waste
Water is our most precious resource, but we waste it, just as we waste other resources, including oil and gas.
oil quiet time
We're in a pretty quiet time of the year. We've been pretty directionless today. Oil hasn't been doing much. Stephen Stanley
oil quiet time
We're in a pretty quiet time of the year, ... We've been pretty directionless today. Oil hasn't been doing much.
oil flames snuff
Let me not live, after my flame lacks oil, to be the snuff of younger spirits. William Shakespeare
oil use poppies
Yes, linseed oil. I used to use poppy oil, but I have heard that poppy oil is given to cracking pigment too, so I use it no longer. Edward Hopper