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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
superhero film shows
It's very, very tempting to make a superhero film or show and make it about the powers. Charlie Cox
superhero dogma incredible-hulk
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Bill Bixby
superhero took
'Shadow Hero' was my first superhero story. I don't know why it took so long. Gene Luen Yang
superhero police vision
The police officer who puts their life on the line with no superpowers, no X-Ray vision, no super-strength, no ability to fly, and above all no invulnerability to bullets, reveals far greater virtue than Superman—who is only a mere superhero. Eliezer Yudkowsky
superhero wake-up
When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up. Donald Glover
superhero needs gore
All the PG-13 superhero movies are depriving me of the gore that I need. Clark Gregg
superhero politics want
I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. Dan Quayle
superhero nemesis
The measure of a superhero is always his nemesis. David Lyons
superhero my-favorite all-time
Everyone knows Spiderman is my favorite superhero of all time. My favorite supervillain? George W. Bush. Corey Taylor